tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Driving around Univ. of Arkansas campus.

Just passed the football stadium. Big maroon walls with Walmart and a razorback on them.

Now all I need is a maroon version of Darth Vader to complete the look.
 
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moxie said:
I thought they were olives at first :laugh:
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Boy, am I glad you're back...the other day the CAO comes up and says to me that I have been given the privilege of planning my boss's retirement party. I'm like, WTF? Does my JD say anything about party planner in it? Dude was all, "No doubt you'll rise to the occasion, eck settra..." I was like "Whyyyy, I oughta POUND you" but dude is like 86 years old, and it'd be a murder rap.

So my immediate thought was rent a space that has food/bar, do cocktail hour and horse dovers, no sit down dinner. BECAUSE, the CEO honch is also retiring at the end of the year, and we have to schedule these two events around the other, and I don't think Bosszilla's shindig should be better than the CEO honch's
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Period pain simulator?

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It's not that bad. It's kind of like someone heating up a giant metal fork until it's red-hot, then twisting your innards around it like it's nerve-ending filled spaghetti.

Plus a little bloating and sore, heavy tiddies.
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Pretty sure I’ve had my fill of a liberal town for the month.

Missed the smells and sights of poverty and homelessness everywhere. Drove past the likely end of a carjacking, with about 20 cops setting up a 4 block perimeter, multiple K9s out with a truck wrapped around a pole in the middle of it, drivers door open and a smashed sedan a block up the road from it. Blue cities, yum yum.
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Fuck you
 
moxie said:
It's not that bad. It's kind of like someone heating up a giant metal fork until it's red-hot, then twisting your innards around it like it's nerve-ending filled spaghetti.

Plus a little bloating and sore, heavy tiddies.
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Welcome back.

I thought you were in jail again.
 
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