tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[huskers1217]

I don’t get enough spam calls to set up a voicemail or let the phone keep ringing

National Do Not Call Registry

Register your phone number to report stop or block unwanted, annoying,telemarketing, spam calls, robocalls to the FTC

www.donotcall.gov

^^ most worthless website ever

 

[huskers1217]

busted

 

[Inquisitor]

National Do Not Call Registry

Register your phone number to report stop or block unwanted, annoying,telemarketing, spam calls, robocalls to the FTC

www.donotcall.gov

^^ most worthless website ever

Well I don't call you.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I remember the pain in the ass of moving them when we had them as kids before the rolling ones came in.

I may be older than you, and I may have grown up in a bass-ackwards place like Kentucky,
But even then, even there, we had a trash can cart.
The cans didn't have wheels, but the cart did.

 

[huskers1217]

On the bright side, we didn't pay a stupid price for this house two years ago, making up the difference RN...

my ad on twitter LOL

 

[Peter Gozintite]

how u do dis?

Homeboy said the whole units only last 15-20 years!

Service them regularly.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

$9100 to replace the whole unit.

Call someone else

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Service them regularly.

Too late for that bucko

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Call someone else

That no good eh?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Too late for that bucko

Are they doing the furnace too?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

That no good eh?

That's high

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Are they doing the furnace too?

Might as well…

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

That's high

Even in this economy?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Might as well…

That's why I asked. If they are doing the entire system, that's not rape, but still sexual assault

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

That's why I asked. If they are doing the entire system, that's not rape, but still sexual assault

Super Efficient Coleman shit or something.

“Modulating burner technology”

“Up to 18 SEER cooling efficiency”

 

[CorpRebel]

Super Efficient Coleman shit or something.

“Modulating burner technology”

“Up to 18 SEER cooling efficiency”

 

[Inquisitor]

Super Efficient Coleman shit or something.

“Modulating burner technology”

“Up to 18 SEER cooling efficiency”

 

[beardown07]

Last soccer practice tonight. To make it even more annoying, neither of my kids were there. Boy's sick, and daughter took a header on the playground today. 2 hours of herding cats, none of which were mine.

 

[tabascojet]

Last soccer practice tonight. To make it even more annoying, neither of my kids were there. Boy's sick, and daughter took a header on the playground today. 2 hours of herding cats, none of which were mine.

You had me at "last".

 

[moxie]

so... should we have the second martini or nah? i mean... we're pretty fucked up. Oh! did i tell you guys that izzy fell in the hot tub (jumped, actually) and also went in the pool as well? She' s basically a portuguese water dog at this point.

Anywho- I forgot what we were gonna say. (that means it was a lie)