tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Flavortown Tebow said:
Dude it’s one reservation every two hours and the windows are trash. We’ve got all our genie plus shit going right now.
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Ya, but it starts over as soon as you ride the ride.

In all honesty, I'm not looking to ride every ride in the park in one day, like a 15 year old girl.;) I'm there for the littles. But I don't wait for shit. If by some chance there's some crazy wait, I'll likely not go.

Our last trip, the longest waits were by far at Universal. My daughter talked me into some stupid pterodactyl ride, that didn't have the fast passes, er whatever Universal calls em', and that shit took for-fucking-ever, and then the fucking lunch at Harry Potter land...forget the dumb name...whatever it was called, it was a no reservation type thing and that was long af too.
 
huskers1217 said:
taking a bunch of 4th and 5th graders to church camp tomorrow morning so I probably won't post here much for the next week.
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beardown07 said:
Ya, but it starts over as soon as you ride the ride.

In all honesty, I'm not looking to ride every ride in the park in one day, like a 15 year old girl.;) I'm there for the littles. But I don't wait for shit. If by some chance there's some crazy wait, I'll likely not go.

Our last trip, the longest waits were by far at Universal. My daughter talked me into some stupid pterodactyl ride, that didn't have the fast passes, er whatever Universal calls em', and that shit took for-fucking-ever, and then the fucking lunch at Harry Potter land...forget the dumb name...whatever it was called, it was a no reservation type thing and that was long af too.
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It was almost two hours for the slinky dog coaster and a storm rolled in literally five minutes after we got off the ride and shut it down for a couple hours. I would have burned the bitch down.

I don’t know how people do it with the lightning lane shit, it’s gotta be bots or something. By the time we got off tower of terror at 930 am, the app was like “yo, wuz that fun want to reserve your next ride at…330 pm?!?!?!” So all our premium reservations were from like 330-6 all in a row. Which is fine I guess, but fuck that makes for a long day.
 
Not to mention at the very end of the night our Uber driver kept getting in the wrong lane and cutting people off while missing turns. I thought we were going to get shot up with how awful she was driving.

Then the Uber navigation like navigated her to a closed entrance to our resort, so she drove around for another mile or so, turned into a different resort and drove around that one, took us like 45 minutes to get back to our cottage when it should have taken 20.

…and she didn’t have the AC on… but CRACKED the fucking window about 20 minutes in…

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Took some Pepto Bismol this morning because I had the runs all night and didn’t want to have to scramble to a port a shitter multiple times today. Forgot how good that stuff tastes. They need make some Pepto Bismol flavored ice cream or something that doesn’t have the medicine part
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Took some Pepto Bismol this morning because I had the runs all night and didn’t want to have to scramble to a port a shitter multiple times today. Forgot how good that stuff tastes. They need make some Pepto Bismol flavored ice cream or something that doesn’t have the medicine part
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We really needed to hear about this. Thanks.
 
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