tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Dolemite censored]

If people can change their gender, I feel free to ignore apostrophes.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Methinks

That's a one word oxymoron right there.

 

[Inquisitor]

Okay, let's see what kinda booze we're sittin' on here: some Jim Beam, some gin, a Budweiser, and a Ciderboys. So for those of you scoring at home,

That's a whiskey drink
And that's a vodka drink
That's a lager drink
And that's a cider drink

You strike me as the type of guy who gets knocked down,
But you get up, again.

These days it takes him a lot longer to get back up again.

And who the hell wants to sing songs that remind him of the bad times?

 

[Inquisitor]

Hopefully he doesn't stirrup any more trouble.

Don't be a neigh-sayer.

Don't knock it til you try it.

 

[Inquisitor]

I love Elizabeth Bangs...I mean Banks.

 

[blindbaby]

Don't be a neigh-sayer.

Don't knock it til you try it.

I guess I'm just a Fool In The Rein.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hopefully he doesn't stirrup any more trouble.

Don't be a neigh-sayer.

Don't knock it til you try it.

I guess I'm just a Fool In The Rein.

You guys need to stop horsing around.

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Dolemite censored]

No Tour de France thread? Shocking.

 

[gobigred]

While he was banging the horses, did he talk derby to them?

Talk about hot to trot....

Now the idiot is saddled with a 10 year sentence...

If anything else crops up, I'll keep you all advised...

The owner is sure glad the cops corralled that guy.

You guys need to stop horsing around.

You need to be euthanized

 

[huskers1217]

You need to be euthanized

 

[beardown07]

Muh boy's 7th bday party today...

Extra af Sonic the Hedgehog cake?

Waterslide Bouncy House?

Bubble machine??

Multiple water guns and filling stations??

Pizzas?

fuckton of beer and fireworks?

 

[NinerSpartan]

the fact that she can break your arm any time she wants makes her even hotter tbh

 

[Dolemite censored]

fuckton of beer and fireworks?

Hopefully not for the kids.

 

[huskers1217]

Hopefully not for the kids.

They need to all grow up sometime

 

[Inquisitor]

fuckton of beer and fireworks?

Fire department on standby

 

[gobigred]

Muh boy's 7th bday party today...

Extra af Sonic the Hedgehog cake?

Waterslide Bouncy House?

Bubble machine??

Multiple water guns and filling stations??

Pizzas?

fuckton of beer and fireworks?

Fire department on standby

Do we need betting odds on what gets burned down or blown off first ?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Local TV was running a piece on fireworks injuries. Most of the injuries were due to morons lighting fireworks in their hands or standing too close to them. It described one where a guy held a mortar type in his hand, but the mortar shot and exploded downward, not upward and blew his hand off.

 

[CorpRebel]

ugh. Totally forgot to get gas earlier this week. Now I’m going to have to sit in line for 4 hours with all the weekend warriors paying holiday weekend prices!

Meanwhile, I'll be...

 

[CorpRebel]

These days it takes him a lot longer to get back up again.

And who the hell wants to sing songs that remind him of the bad times?

Like most "crying in mah beer" country western songs...