tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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huskers1217 said:
Go get preggo again and again. Some chick in Dallas is suing her hov ticket from being pregnant and claiming it’s a 2nd person
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No thanks. I’d rather pay the $500 ticket again and again and again and again.
 
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moxie said:
Did your girl call no takesies backsies?
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Boss got an invite to drive a race car, meet an iron chef and go hang out backstage at allegiant stadium for a “raiders” experience in Vegas this October. He’s gonna be all saddypants when I tell him he can’t go :laugh:
 
moxie said:
Boss got an invite to drive a race car, meet an iron chef and go hang out backstage at allegiant stadium for a “raiders” experience in Vegas this October. He’s gonna be all saddypants when I tell him he can’t go :laugh:
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Why can't he go?
 
moxie said:
He’s got other shit to do. Like WORK!



(It’s in the middle of quarter close)
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Have his assistant do it while he goes to play
 
moxie said:
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I’M his assistant. He’s the CFO and I don’t know how to balance a checkbook. C’mon man!
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Lol oh geez egg on the face, I had no idea you were boss man's assistant geez holy heck. Maybe he needs an assistant that can run interference and bs for 24 hours? Move meetings to tomorrow morning or day prior afternoon, every phone call is to be returned but shucks he's putting out major quarter close fires en sech
 
NU_FTW said:
Lol oh geez egg on the face, I had no idea you were boss man's assistant geez holy heck. Maybe he needs an assistant that can run interference and bs for 24 hours? Move meetings to tomorrow morning or day prior afternoon, every phone call is to be returned but shucks he's putting out major quarter close fires en sech
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It’s a 3 day event! Do you know how much work that is for me?! Plus, I’m going to be running in less than fumes by that point- two months of sabbatical coverage for a group I am totally unfamiliar with, then roll right into earnings? I should take the rest of the year off!!
 
moxie said:
It’s a 3 day event! Do you know how much work that is for me?! Plus, I’m going to be running in less than fumes by that point- two months of sabbatical coverage for a group I am totally unfamiliar with, then roll right into earnings? I should take the rest of the year off!!
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Petition your boss for an assistant
 
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