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Aye chingao!!

"sure - here's what I'm showing is available today, all the later flights are sold out <sends 7 options from LGA/JFK/EWR to ORD>"

"oh, sorry - i'll be leaving from PDX - this is for the August 29th trip"

Yeah, kind of an important detail :facepalm:

Factoring in the time Pacific time - East Coast time difference, he'd have to leave pretty early to arrive for dinner in NYC.
 
Also, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this double duty job for 2 whole months. The side job is Investor Relations. Most of them are on the east coast. The first call this morning was scheduled for 7am ET. I went to bed around midnight, PT. Not cool, bro.
Welcome to ET!!!

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PDX is portland, right?
Yep. Goddamn Oregon. I think he should just stay in NY for the next two months and not make me have to deal with this coast to coast travel booshit.

Can I get an amen?!
 
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I hate time zones.
 
The first call this morning was scheduled for 7am ET.

Those east coast assholes are famous for that shit. I had just one opportunity to get back at them in 2013 when I scheduled a 2 hour call starting at 2PM Pacific Time on a Friday. You could sense the intense hate and resentment I was getting on that call. It was exhilerating.
 
Those east coast assholes are famous for that shit. I had just one opportunity to get back at them in 2013 when I scheduled a 2 hour call starting at 2PM Pacific Time on a Friday. You could sense the intense hate and resentment I was getting on that call. It was exhilerating.

I had a regional VP who was presenting, so they pretty much had to attend. I half heartedly apologized saying this was the only time she was available. I moderated, so I wasted a lot of time having people introduce and tell everyone a bit about themselves and what they were doing. Fabulous.
 
Also, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this double duty job for 2 whole months. The side job is Investor Relations. Most of them are on the east coast. The first call this morning was scheduled for 7am ET. I went to bed around midnight, PT. Not cool, bro.
Guess you shoulda gone to bed at 9 :D
 
I have no idea. Truth is, I probably couldn't figure out how to do that small 8 again if I tried. I think my daughter may have grabbed the phone and posted for me. My guess is that it means "fucking libtard" in toddler talk.
 
Those east coast assholes are famous for that shit. I had just one opportunity to get back at them in 2013 when I scheduled a 2 hour call starting at 2PM Pacific Time on a Friday. You could sense the intense hate and resentment I was getting on that call. It was exhilerating.
I too, am aggressively passive aggressive like this :laugh:
 
Yea.

It's fucking disgusting.

"I forgot my water, can I get a drink of yours?"

Bro, you're 50, I'm not your fucking mom.

Hockey culture is pretty gross about that shit. At any given time, there are 7 of the same fucking water bottle on the bench, so people just grab one.

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I wrap mine in like 6 different colors of tape so it stands out. Don't want some fucko drinking from my shit.
So.... you almost certainly have the 'Rona and Monkeypox now. How ya feelin'?
 
So.... you almost certainly have the 'Rona and Monkeypox now. How ya feelin'?
I don't even know how the fuck you catch the 'Rona. If I shared a cottage with 4 people who were positive and spreading for a week and didn't get it. It's not real.

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I probably spared myself from the monkeypox by not giving that bum my aqua
 
Those east coast assholes are famous for that shit. I had just one opportunity to get back at them in 2013 when I scheduled a 2 hour call starting at 2PM Pacific Time on a Friday. You could sense the intense hate and resentment I was getting on that call. It was exhilerating.

I too, am aggressively passive aggressive like this :laugh:
And you're both in successful long term relationships, right? RIGHT?!?!?
 
I don't even know how the fuck you catch the 'Rona. If I shared a cottage with 4 people who were positive and spreading for a week and didn't get it. It's not real.

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I probably spared myself from the monkeypox by not giving that bum my aqua
I think at this point you have to lick windows and make out with randos in your local tent city.
 
Oh, and "relationships", too.

Fuckface.
 
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