tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Peter Gozintite]

I challenge that drunk angry sassy britches to a rap battle. Get some.

Where’s that lil’ souflake beech at? Imma rap his tits off

Handi, meet Maxie.

 

[moxie]

Handi, meet Maxie.

Pfft. Handi- pucker up, bech! Maxie said you can kiss her entire ass.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Pfft. Handi- pucker up, bech! Maxie said you can kiss her entire ass.

@Handicappers is a bitch for not answering the bell.

 

[Handicappers]

Pfft. Handi- pucker up, bech! Maxie said you can kiss her entire ass.

that’s a lot of work. Not enough time in a day.
for that ass buffet I’d be in disarray
might sound cliché

 

[Hu War Yu]

Wurst rap battull evar

 

[tabascojet]

Pfft. Handi- pucker up, bech! Maxie said you can kiss her entire ass.

That's how you get monkeypox.

 

[moxie]

Wurst rap battull evar

It was over before it started.

Now, time to put on the damsel in distress hat on while I text the boss that I can’t possibly make it into the office after dealing with this flat tire bidness.

 

[beardown07]

lulz...a bear trashed the fuck outta muh neighbor's grill last nite.

 

[NU_WTF?]

lulz...a bear trashed the fuck outta muh neighbor's grill last nite.

Was the grill dirty?

 

[beardown07]

Was the grill dirty?

Well, "Bob is a world class chef", so....

lol, I dunno, they're fucking California libtards. It was covered, but he trashed that and the fucker ended up like 20 feet out into their yard.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Well, "Bob is a world class chef", so....

lol, I dunno, they're fucking California libtards. It was covered, but he trashed that and the fucker ended up like 20 feet out into their yard.

Are they the narks calling the HOA on ya?

 

[beardown07]

Yesterday morning the bastard went into some retard's open garage and got in their trash.

We're the only locals in the whole sub. Buncha fucking retarded transplants. They don't like keeping their trash in the garage cuz of smells, so to remedy that, they just leave their fucking garage doors open all day.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Yesterday morning the bastard went into some retard's open garage and got in their trash.

We're the only locals in the whole sub. Buncha fucking retarded transplants. They don't like keeping their trash in the garage cuz of smells, so to remedy that, they just leave their fucking garage doors open all day.

They could vent the garage rather easily.

 

[beardown07]

Are they the narks calling the HOA on ya?

I don't think anyone calls him, that douche is just a nosy cunt. Walks the neighborhood daily with a fucking pencil and notepad.

I hope he gets hit by a cement truck.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Yesterday morning the bastard went into some retard's open garage and got in their trash.

We're the only locals in the whole sub. Buncha fucking retarded transplants. They don't like keeping their trash in the garage cuz of smells, so to remedy that, they just leave their fucking garage doors open all day.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I don't think anyone calls him, that douche is just a nosy cunt. Walks the neighborhood daily with a fucking pencil and notepad.

I hope he gets hit by a cement truck.

Wow full on hall monitor

 

[beardown07]

They could vent the garage rather easily.

It's not a big deal at all, unless yer a filthy fuck.

 

[NU_WTF?]

It's not a big deal at all, unless yer a filthy fuck.

I'm just saying it's a garage, venting a garage is just a notch above cutting a hole and putting a fan over it (I suppose if looks don't matter you can do that)

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'm just saying it's a garage, venting a garage is just a notch above cutting a hole and putting a fan over it (I suppose if looks don't matter you can do that)

Trash cans can go in the garage too.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

dont know why I quoted NU there.

But whatever.