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HammerDown said:
He was a black mechanic from Milwaukee pretending to be a cute Hispanic girl. Creepy as fuck.
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Don't forget, "I was pretending to be a woman because, even though I can't write a coherent, much less grammatically correct, sentence to save my life, I was doing research for a Master's thesis!"
 
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huskers1217 said:
i just ordered a crappy alarm clock for my 3 year anniversary at work. at least its something

:dance: :dance:
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Now you have no excuse for not getting up to make it to work on time.

Way to go.

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Speaking of sportschic, I don't know if you still have it saved somewhere, @steelerssb , and I don't know if you can get back to the other hoop to retrieve it, but just in case you wanted it, and just because, at least to me, it will never not be funny ...

"Give up mother fucKER!
What is your alt?
Straight up,
Don't know who you are but the truth bitch ass!
Ha Ha! Who are the fuck is you?
Meaning witch SN from CBS as you are reacting, even though I never dealt with you before here or on CBS.
Ha Ha fag ass bitch ass mother fucker!"
 
WTF with eggs being so expensive? Five bucks for a dozen? I thought they were like, $2/dozen.
 
NU_WTF? said:
Back in my day i could egg a car with a dozen eggs for 33 cents
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As I was bringing up groceries, i was thinking about all the TP & eggs i wasted in my youth on houses and freshman. Karma ain't no joke. :sigh:
 
Also, speaking of bringing up groceries...
me, to the high AF bagger: yeah, maybe don't put ALLLL the cans in one bag
HAFB: :biggrin:
checker: yeah, you should spread them out. that's too heavy. <to me> is that too heavy?
HAFB: :biggrin:
me: yeah, it's too heavy. don't put them all in one bag.
HAFB: :biggrin:
me: yeah, okay. cool. thanks. :rolleyes2:
checker: you need to put some in another bag
HAFB: :biggrin: yeah. oh. k.
<takes 2 cans out and puts them in another bag. With the half gallon of milk and jug of creamer>
me:
Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office
 
moxie said:
Also, speaking of bringing up groceries...
me, to the high AF bagger: yeah, maybe don't put ALLLL the cans in one bag
HAFB: :biggrin:
checker: yeah, you should spread them out. that's too heavy. <to me> is that too heavy?
HAFB: :biggrin:
me: yeah, it's too heavy. don't put them all in one bag.
HAFB: :biggrin:
me: yeah, okay. cool. thanks. :rolleyes2:
checker: you need to put some in another bag
HAFB: :biggrin: yeah. oh. k.
<takes 2 cans out and puts them in another bag. With the half gallon of milk and jug of creamer>
me:
Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office
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Fareway has top notch service here, they even load them in the car for you guess you should shop there
 
NU_WTF? said:
Fareway has top notch service here, they even load them in the car for you guess you should shop there
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These guys will take them out to your car, too, but they are slow and retarded and I ain't got time for that.
 
moxie said:
These guys will take them out to your car, too, but they are slow and retarded and I ain't got time for that.
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All the baggers here are like 14-15 too young to be useless stoners 😂😆
 
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