tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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So I get an email from what I thought was a new worker "can you do this thing for me? the person who normally does it is out"
My reply: "Sorry, can't handle that..but welcome to our agency! How long you been here?
Them: seven months
Yeah you'll make a fine executive.
 
So I get an email from what I thought was a new worker "can you do this thing for me? the person who normally does it is out"
My reply: "Sorry, can't handle that..but welcome to our agency! How long you been here?
Them: seven months
The Dilbert situations in today's workplaces these days have certainly continued to evolve!! :pop2::martini:

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I’m thinking if I saw an armless dude rolling up to me with a pair of scissors being held by his feet, I’d take a wide berth.
What if he has a gun and traps you in a store!?


I lol’d when I saw this one. Made me want to walk around the counter, take that gun away and give him a healthy slap to the face for acting like a fool.
 
What if he has a gun and traps you in a store!?


I lol’d when I saw this one. Made me want to walk around the counter, take that gun away and give him a healthy slap to the face for acting like a fool.


An unarmed man with a gun? Fascinating.
 
I'd take his scissors and challenge him to a fight.

I just can’t. 😂😂😂😂


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He ain’t wrong tho.

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I just can’t. 😂😂😂😂


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He ain’t wrong tho.

. Comedian Aries Spears made some very negative comments about the pop star on the Art of Dialogue podcast. His fat shaming went as far as to say that she looks like a plate of mashed potatoes and she looks like the poop emoj
Bite My Tongue Wtf GIF by Doja Cat


Isn’t one of her songs called “truth hurts”?
 
Happy last day of August! My passive aggression at work is at peak levels right now. This day could go south real quick :laugh:
 
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