tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

i got it on in my pants

 

[Dolemite censored]

LOL. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't date women over 25

 

[huskers1217]

Go get preggo again and again. Some chick in Dallas is suing her hov ticket from being pregnant and claiming it’s a 2nd person

genius

Pregnant HOV lane mom gets first ticket dismissed, then gets another

Brandy Bottone, a pregnant Plano mom, attracted international attention when she got a ticket for driving in a high-occupancy vehicle lane. She insisted that...

www.dallasnews.com

 

[moxie]

Limu Emu!

 

[moxie]

Liberty, liberty, liiiberty.

LIBERTY!

 

[moxie]

Alright. i have work to do. stop distracting me.

 

[huskers1217]

Liberty, liberty, liiiberty.

LIBERTY!

and doug

 

[huskers1217]

Alright. i have work to do. stop distracting me.

Nelle is coming back to GH..

okay have a nice day

 

[moxie]

Nelle is coming back to GH..

okay have a nice day

So she can give bone marrow to her twinsie?

 

[gobigred]

Every time they make a better toaster, they also make more devious bread.

Dibs on this for a band name.

@Camfantasy gonna steal your soul for that band name

 

[gobigred]

Time to switch to jerky

RIP @Win TWINS!!!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Werke sucke

 

[gobigred]

Oh, oh, oh, ozempic!

Limu Emu!

Liberty, liberty, liiiberty.

LIBERTY!

 

[huskers1217]

 

[moxie]

I do believe it's officially time to fuck off. Trying to see if I can keep it under 60 hours worked this week.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh, oh, oh, ozempic!

Death, heart attack, stroke, liver damage, ruptured liver and colon are side effects.

Enjoy!

 

[Dolemite censored]

I do believe it's officially time to fuck off. Trying to see if I can keep it under 60 hours worked this week.

Keep track of your damn time. You are the most hard headed woman I have ever come across. And like all women you bitch and moan about everything and don’t listen worth shit.

I would dump your ass in an L.A. second.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Wait, I just found 500ml of Bombay Sapphire Gin in my garage. Pouring it over ice now.

DAMN!

Moxie you are the bestest. Have some gin and bring forth maxie!

 

[Handicappers]

Is Maxie awake?

 

[BigRedMoe]

@BigRedMoe i thought i saw you post this somewhere. i guess not

That was @Skerpokes. Do you think we all look alike?!? Are you one of those that hate their own kind?!?!?!?

I posted this though...

Home run ball taken from teen celebrating birthday at Royals game

A Missouri teen had the birthday of a lifetime, but it didn’t start that way... “He just grabbed my arm and pinned it to his body, and opened up my glove and took the ball out, and ran off," he recalled.

www.wibw.com