tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[gobigred]

Last weekend for shellfishing. I have until Monday to catch more crabs...

I’m sure one of your “women” will make sure you have crabs by then

 

[huskers1217]

What's the iidea???

wanted to test the name change thingy.

 

[gobigred]

California is nuts.

They want to ban gas vehicles, but they also want people with electric vehicles not to charge them.

Un-fucking-real.

California asks residents not to charge electric vehicles, days after announcing gas car ban

CALIFORNIA (WTVO) — With California’s power grid under strain due to extreme heat and high demand, the utility grid operator is asking residents to avoid charging their electric vehicles. Thi…

www.mystateline.com

Lol. California is incredibly stupid. This sounds par for the course for them

 

[moxie]

wanted to test the name change thingy.

you got a stuutter now?

 

[gobigred]

So we're looking for a couple new entry level team members. Today, Bosszilla gets a cold call email from some researcher dude "looking to join our team." Boss sends it to me and says "might want to check this guy out"

I started looking at the guy's CV: he's 60 years old, has a PHD, and lives in Canada.

 

[Dolemite censored]

wanted to test the name change thingy.

You made a spelling erroor.

 

[Hu War Yu]

wanted to test the name change thingy.

Gotcha. Most 'tards on here won't even notice, so you're golden

 

[Hu War Yu]

you got a stuutter now?

Hey, you seem different...you get some new lashes?

 

[moxie]

Hey, you seem different...you get some new lashes?

and a sassy new 'tude! TAKE IT TO THE PF, MOTHERFUCKER!!

 

[HammerDown]

I’ve been walking aimlessly around a Bed Bath & Beyond in Schenectady for the last 90 mins. My mother-in-law has now officially made benign comments about every single product in this store.

Shoot me and get it over with.

 

[Inquisitor]

Im gonna regret this change since i can't change it back for 30 days

Miind your own business.

 

[HammerDown]

and a sassy new 'tude! TAKE IT TO THE PF, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Hey mox, be on the lookout for posters making username change requests that they’ll almost instantly regret. Make sure to keep this in the secret mods forum.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’ve been walking aimlessly around a Bed Bath & Beyond in Schenectady for the last 90 mins. My mother-in-law has now officially made benign comments about every single product in this store.

Shoot me and get it over with.

What’s next? Pottery Barn? Bath and Body Works?

 

[Inquisitor]

What’s next? Pottery Barn? Bath and Body Works?

Can't wait for the report from Hot Topic.

 

[Hu War Yu]

and a sassy new 'tude! TAKE IT TO THE PF, MOTHERFUCKER!!

 

[HammerDown]

What’s next? Pottery Barn? Bath and Body Works?

…and then to Sizzler for early Senior Citizen dinner prices.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I’ve been walking aimlessly around a Bed Bath & Beyond in Schenectady for the last 90 mins. My mother-in-law has now officially made benign comments about every single product in this store.

Shoot me and get it over with.

Sounds like you need to pick out some calming lotions and bath salts to snort

 

[williewilliejuan]

…and then to Sizzler for early Senior Citizen dinner prices.

See if you can identify where the jockey was whipping your “steak”.

 

[Hu War Yu]

…and then to Sizzler for early Senior Citizen dinner prices.

The 9 months that I waited tables in college, I hated 6-8PM. Non-stop old people getting the 10$ prime rib, a salad, and water.

We called em "bluetop specials."

And LAWD the fit they would pitch if they were still in line when the early bird special ended. "We were here in time for the roast beef, sonny! Not my fault you're too slow to serve people faster!"

 

[moxie]

Hey mox, be on the lookout for posters making username change requests that they’ll almost instantly regret. Make sure to keep this in the secret mods forum.

@Hu War Yu lost the password again. Can you please update it to something easier, like instead of password1234, let's try password. The number just mess everyone up.