tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Maybe you should have less clothes, Paris. Sheesh.

Probably just need a bigger house.

 

[moxie]

There is a door on the bathroom.

There is not a door for the closet in the bathroom.

That’s actually pretty gross.

Definitely doodle smells are on your pockets now.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

That’s actually pretty gross.

Definitely doodle smells are on your pockets now.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Watch out fer shithouse rats. They're like lapdogs with a bad temperament.

Good eatin though

 

[beardown07]

There is a door on the bathroom.

There is not a door for the closet in the bathroom.

Wait a minute, wait a minute...your clothes closet is IN the bathroom?

Ya, it's time for some renovation, brov. That's gross.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Wait a minute, wait a minute...your clothes closet is IN the bathroom?

Ya, it's time for some renovation, brov. That's gross.

"Master"

"Suite"

 

[moxie]

Wait a minute, wait a minute...your clothes closet is IN the bathroom?

Ya, it's time for some renovation, brov. That's gross.

I have an aunt with a set up like that. But the closet does have a door on it and the throne is behind another door.

 

[beardown07]

"Master"

"Suite"

Sorry, I haven't watched DIY network in ages, yer gonna have to elaborate.

 

[moxie]

"Master"

"Suite"

I was gonna look for a “that’s racist” gif but the roulette wheel gave me this instead and I’m living for that chick’s side eye

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Sorry, I haven't watched DIY network in ages, yer gonna have to elaborate.

Biggest bedroom has it's own shitter.

With a walk in closet in it.

 

[beardown07]

Biggest bedroom has it's own shitter.

With a walk in closet in it.

Ya, that's weird.

We have an (en suite, ) bathroom off the master, but we have a walk in closet that's separate.

And the terlet is in what I believe they call a water closet...it has a sliding door that can close it off from the rest of the bathroom.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Ya, that's weird.

We have an (en suite, ) bathroom off the master, but we have a walk in closet that's separate.

And the terlet is in what I believe they call a water closet...it has a sliding door that can close it off from the rest of the bathroom.

Nope. No doors.

Even the bathroom is an "open concept"

 

[Hu War Yu]

There is a door on the bathroom.

There is not a door for the closet in the bathroom.

Who designed this house, a frenchman?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Who designed this house, a frenchman?

It's the future, dawg.

The main level doesn't even have a bathroom either. You gotta go up or down just to take a whee.

 

[Jon Deaux]

That’s why I have an outhouse

But you do have a slop jar for the really nasty weather days, right? Right?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

But you do have a slop jar for the really nasty weather days, right? Right?

Nah. If at all possible I try to only shit while on the clock

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I didn't design this shit.

You bought it

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Should I be putting my clothes in the guest bedroom? I don't want the guests wearing my clothes. Come. On. Man.

We know you dont have guests, because then they would have to park on the street, and youre just flatly unlikeable.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

There is a door on the bathroom.

There is not a door for the closet in the bathroom.

Pay a man to put a door there

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Sorry, I haven't watched DIY network in ages, yer gonna have to elaborate.

He lives in one of those 3 story shit boxes, where they try to make it look fancy. The bathroom is one of those walk through ones, with a walk in closet at one end, and the bedroom on the other.