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Hey @moxie, how much did the State of California steal from your paycheck?

And don't forget next week's time card.
 
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Hu War Yu said:
I watched most of it but I had no idea who any of those guys were, or how they could make my teams better.

I'm just finding myself caring less and less about sports as I get older
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When I was younger, I tracked sports and how my teams were doing every day. Last night, I was like “I wonder how the Giants are doing” because I hadn’t really checked all season. First place for now. I guess I’ll check again next month.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Hey @moxie, how much did the State of California steal from your paycheck?

And don't forget next week's time card.
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Why the fuck you trynna ruin my day today?! I got Wordle on my second guess, now you come at me with this shit?!
FUCK.
Of the total deductions:
Pretax: 26.1%
After tax:18.7%
Take home? Get a barf bag ready- don’t say I didn’t warn you…
34.6% of gross. So yes, taxes & deductions consist of over 60% of my check :pout: maybe should’ve held off on buying that TV.

But YOLO! :dance:
 
moxie said:
Why the fuck you trynna ruin my day today?! I got Wordle on my second guess, now you come at me with this shit?!
FUCK.
Of the total deductions:
Pretax: 26.1%
After tax:18.7%
Take home? Get a barf bag ready- don’t say I didn’t warn you…
34.6% of gross. So yes, taxes & deductions consist of over 60% of my check :pout: maybe should’ve held off on buying that TV.

But YOLO! :dance:
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moxie said:
Why the fuck you trynna ruin my day today?! I got Wordle on my second guess, now you come at me with this shit?!
FUCK.
Of the total deductions:
Pretax: 26.1%
After tax:18.7%
Take home? Get a barf bag ready- don’t say I didn’t warn you…
34.6% of gross. So yes, taxes & deductions consist of over 60% of my check :pout: maybe should’ve held off on buying that TV.

But YOLO! :dance:
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That's fucked up. T's and P's. Taxes are why I fled from California.

I just paid my full year's property taxes. $5,500 I'll never see again. If I still lived in Kirkland, taxes would be around $12,000 for the year.
 
moxie said:
Why the fuck you trynna ruin my day today?! I got Wordle on my second guess, now you come at me with this shit?!
FUCK.
Of the total deductions:
Pretax: 26.1%
After tax:18.7%
Take home? Get a barf bag ready- don’t say I didn’t warn you…
34.6% of gross. So yes, taxes & deductions consist of over 60% of my check :pout: maybe should’ve held off on buying that TV.

But YOLO! :dance:
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
That's fucked up. T's and P's. Taxes are why I fled from California.

I just paid my full year's property taxes. $5,500 I'll never see again. If I still lived in Kirkland, taxes would be around $12,000 for the year.
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That’s where Texas fucks you. No state income tax, but my property tax will be close to $15K this year.
 
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