tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

Status
Not open for further replies.
Hu War Yu said:
So our CEO is finally retiring for good at the end of the year...


,,,ANNNNNND he's "staying on for two more years in an advisory role"

:wtf:

What is WRONG with old people? GTF outta the way already
Click to expand...
Our CFO stayed on in an advisory capacity for 4 months but he didn't really do shit. The new CFO pretty much told him to kick rocks until his time was up. I think he really only stayed to collect all the quarter's bonuses & shit. And even though he was put in the backseat, I still had little odds & ends to manage for him. Like -

Ex-Bosso: I need to transfer my points from my corp amex to a personal one.
Me: You can call the number on the back and they'll handle that for you
EB: Okay. Let's get on a conference call with them tomorrow.
Me:
Stressed Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Sure thing. I don't have anything better to do than dial a phone number for you so you can give them all your card numbers while I sit there like a dillhole. btw, he still had to APPLY for the damn personal platinum card so we had to do this whole thing TWICE!
 
moxie said:
Our CFO stayed on in an advisory capacity for 4 months but he didn't really do shit. The new CFO pretty much told him to kick rocks until his time was up. I think he really only stayed to collect all the quarter's bonuses & shit. And even though he was put in the backseat, I still had little odds & ends to manage for him. Like -

Ex-Bosso: I need to transfer my points from my corp amex to a personal one.
Me: You can call the number on the back and they'll handle that for you
EB: Okay. Let's get on a conference call with them tomorrow.
Me:
Stressed Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Sure thing. I don't have anything better to do than dial a phone number for you so you can give them all your card numbers while I sit there like a dillhole. btw, he still had to APPLY for the damn personal platinum card so we had to do this whole thing TWICE!
Click to expand...
The more things change, the MORE they remain the same! :headbanger:
 
moxie said:
Our CFO stayed on in an advisory capacity for 4 months but he didn't really do shit. The new CFO pretty much told him to kick rocks until his time was up. I think he really only stayed to collect all the quarter's bonuses & shit
Click to expand...
Well, I know there aren't any bonuses or anything in it for this guy. This is the only place he's ever worked for, so I get it if it's hard to let go of your child.
 
moxie said:
Our CFO stayed on in an advisory capacity for 4 months but he didn't really do shit. The new CFO pretty much told him to kick rocks until his time was up. I think he really only stayed to collect all the quarter's bonuses & shit. And even though he was put in the backseat, I still had little odds & ends to manage for him. Like -

Ex-Bosso: I need to transfer my points from my corp amex to a personal one.
Me: You can call the number on the back and they'll handle that for you
EB: Okay. Let's get on a conference call with them tomorrow.
Me:
Stressed Season 3 GIF by Parks and Recreation

Sure thing. I don't have anything better to do than dial a phone number for you so you can give them all your card numbers while I sit there like a dillhole. btw, he still had to APPLY for the damn personal platinum card so we had to do this whole thing TWICE!
Click to expand...

You are one bad performance review from being canned. Take your 8 weeks sabbatical now, hardhead.
 
beardown07 said:
Ima leash Nazi.

I don't trust my tard fer shit. She's wicked smart and would probably return with stolen weed and a ham, but still.

She's a fuggin lap dog tho, and honestly, I have no real desire for a bigger dog yet. I don't have the land for it yet and pets I can't eat are generally overrated.

For now, I basically want a cat without the cuntiness and shedding.


Get ya another dog, @Illustrious Potentate. Spend ya the money, and put in a small perimeter electric fence, and shock that cunt for a few months...she'll never pass it again.

Oh, and get female dogs. Males are annoying af.
Click to expand...

My dog slipped out of its' collar about a month ago and ran straight into a four lane street. A homeless person actually stepped out into the traffic and stopped it, pretty much saving the dogs life. I wanted to go and thank the homeless person, but by the time I had secured the dog, he had disappeared. Right after that, I immediately went to the pet store and bought a harness so that never happens again.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top