tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Center Ice said:
You'd have to ask Dire Straits
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Hu War Yu said:
So because @Dole ver 2.0 wanted to know, here are my test results:
Rapid COVID: negative
PCR COVID: pending
Rapid strep: negative
Strep throat culture: pending
Rockin' Pneumonia: positive
Boogie Woogie Flu: positive
Severe cranky-pants: positive
Most likely to yell at his wife during dinner: positive
Hysterical pregnancy: a little bit
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Sounds like a job for our hero, Hot Toddy!

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Hu War Yu said:
So because @Dole ver 2.0 wanted to know, here are my test results:
Rapid COVID: negative
PCR COVID: pending
Rapid strep: negative
Strep throat culture: pending
Rockin' Pneumonia: positive
Boogie Woogie Flu: positive
Severe cranky-pants: positive
Most likely to yell at his wife during dinner: positive
Hysterical pregnancy: a little bit
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gobigred said:
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Speaking of. I think I had a heart attack last night. My watch starts blaring at like 12;45 am. My pulse was 151 bpm while I was sleeping. It took like 45 mins to get it back under 100. I also donated blood yesterday and I wonder if that had something to do with it
 
steelerssb said:
Yer city must have the dumbest jaywalkers if that's the case.
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Do you even nyc bro? Cars don't stay between the lines here like your little suburban hole in the ground where housewives probably take an uber to the grocery store.
 
tabascojet said:
Do you even nyc bro? Cars don't stay between the lines here like your little suburban hole in the ground where housewives probably take an uber to the grocery store.
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Uh..sure...
 
I was eating breakfast and came across this. Of course I had to share it with the team here.

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‘Throuple’ Accused of Torturing, Killing, and Eating Women to Get Off

Kerala PoliceWarning: This story contains graphic details of a series of horrific crimes. A “throuple” in India is accused of murdering, torturing, and later consuming parts of two women police say they slaughtered to satisfy their own deranged sexual cravings. Muhammad Shafi, a convicted rapist...
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
I was eating breakfast and came across this. Of course I had to share it with the team here.

news.yahoo.com

‘Throuple’ Accused of Torturing, Killing, and Eating Women to Get Off

Kerala PoliceWarning: This story contains graphic details of a series of horrific crimes. A “throuple” in India is accused of murdering, torturing, and later consuming parts of two women police say they slaughtered to satisfy their own deranged sexual cravings. Muhammad Shafi, a convicted rapist...
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Da fuq are you reading that you come across shit like this?
 
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