tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[tabascojet]

okay old enough.

i have a problem where apparently i show inappropriate shit to my kids.

showing them the oustiders at 7 was frown upon by the wife

Stay gold huskerboy!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Also - why did none of you turd burglars warn me that getting a pretty little bird feeder was going create a holy hell mess?! These mawfks seriously have none manners. Bird seed flying all over the fuggin' place!

I did tell you

 

[BigRedMoe]

your farts must smell like a tire fire thats being put out with spoiled milk

That was so descriptive I almost threw up.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

That was so descriptive I almost threw up.

I aim to please

 

[moxie]

and that anything hitting the ground attracts rats, mouses, and raccoons

I forgot to mention that I saw a goddamn squirrel tail on the dog's piss walk this morning!

 

[moxie]

I did tell you

Well. Why didn't you remind me then?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Tennis Instructor who gave "private lessons". Was recently murdered by the middle aged husband of one of his "students".

Place is probably haunted.

 

[Dolemite censored]

and that anything hitting the ground attracts rats, mouses, and raccoons

LOL. It's mice....

 

[tabascojet]

I forgot to mention that I saw a goddamn squirrel tail on the dog's piss walk this morning!

Couple weeks ago on a dog walk I saw a squirrel whose back legs had been crushed by a car. He was dragging his body along the sidewalk with his arms.

 

[moxie]

Couple weeks ago on a dog walk I saw a squirrel whose back legs had been crushed by a car. He was dragging his body along the sidewalk with his arms.

And you didn't build him one of those little walkers with wheels?

 

[moxie]

Couple weeks ago on a dog walk I saw a squirrel whose back legs had been crushed by a car. He was dragging his body along the sidewalk with his arms.

And did i just get moved to a better seat in hell for STILL laughing about this?

 

[tabascojet]

And you didn't build him one of those little walkers with wheels?

It was Friday during happy hour. I called a neighbor who loves animals but she wasn't home and suggested I take it it to some animal rescue place not really close by. So when I got home, I opened another beer and hoped some fox would find that squirrel quickly to end his misery.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I aim to please

 

[Dolemite censored]

Couple weeks ago on a dog walk I saw a squirrel whose back legs had been crushed by a car. He was dragging his body along the sidewalk with his arms.

Sad.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Funnay as hell.

University of Minnesota students complain after dining hall serves Lunchables

Students at the University of Minnesota are up in arms about their school dining hall menu, which has reportedly been limited to pizza and Lunchables.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

 

[steelerssb]

LOL, you'll have to explain this one. You found someone who dislikes Trubisky more than you?

She was joking about taking a shot every time he threw short of the 1st down line. He does that pretty much every throw so the made for easy material.

 

[moxie]

 

[huskers1217]

@Dole ver 2.0 worthless tweet of the day

 

[tabascojet]

She was joking about taking a shot every time he threw short of the 1st down line. He does that pretty much every throw so the made for easy material.

Based on her subsets(chicago single, steelers fan, midweek binge drinker) best you wrap it up....

 

[CorpRebel]

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