tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[PeoplesChicken]

Count on never having your loan left alone.

I guess that's comforting????

 

[williewilliejuan]

Does this mean my mortgage will "disappear"?

Nope. It’ll get bought by someone else. Selling the servicing book is just about the only thing they have to cut losses.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Nope. It’ll get bought by someone else. Selling the servicing book is just about the only thing they have to cut losses.

well nerds!!!!

 

[williewilliejuan]

They should borrow from themselves to stay afloat of course.

Mortgage companies are always borrowing money. The ones that go under more than likely lost their warehouse lines, which means their credit is no good.

 

[huskers1217]

@moxie Maybe I’ll watch y&r instead of GH

 

[moxie]

@moxie Maybe I’ll watch y&r instead of GH

Well, that was a surprise. I thought the headline meant she got her period.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Well, that was a surprise. I thought the headline meant she got her period.

Those come on suddenly and unexpectedly. I was cheating on a GF who was visiting her parents (so she said) when the cheatee started gushing on the new bed me and the GF just bought. Looked like a mass murder scene. Took two days of scrubbing with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and pine sol and I still could not get the stain out.

Then it dawned on me. I turned the mattress over. Problem solved,

 

[tabascojet]

Those come on suddenly and unexpectedly. I was cheating on a GF who was visiting her parents (so she said) when the cheatee started gushing on the new bed me and the GF just bought. Looked like a mass murder scene. Took two days of scrubbing with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and pine sol and I still could not get the stain out.

Then it dawned on me. I turned the mattress over. Problem solved,

Does this story get cooler in your mind every time you tell it?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Does this story get cooler in your mind every time you tell it?

Yes. I need to do that to work through the PTSD.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Does this story get cooler in your mind every time you tell it?

The sheets had to be thrown out.

 

[Inquisitor]

Well, that was a surprise. I thought the headline meant she got her period.

Does this story get cooler in your mind every time you tell it?

Yes. I need to do that to work through the PTSD.

You just gotta go with the flow.

 

[beardown07]

*allegedlies

 

[moxie]

*allegedlies

This is who I was going to pick as your celebrity voice

 

[beardown07]

This is who I was going to pick as your celebrity voice

 

[beardown07]

@Chewy Potato is the overall wearer.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

@Chewy Potato is the overall wearer.

Everyone should be.

 

[huskers1217]

morning porn

 

[steelerssb]

Any you guys ever been told you need to reselect a seat for a United flight? They say I'll get one assigned to me free of charge if I don't pick one (they're all paid anyway) and there's only one below economy plus so reeeaaaaalllllyyy hoping I get one of those.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Any you guys ever been told you need to reselect a seat for a United flight? They say I'll get one assigned to me free of charge if I don't pick one (they're all paid anyway) and there's only one below economy plus so reeeaaaaalllllyyy hoping I get one of those.

I don’t fly United. Go American or stay home.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I don’t fly United. Go American or stay home.

Plus, there are four American terminals at my local airport and maybe one or two gates for United.