tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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They should borrow from themselves to stay afloat of course.
Mortgage companies are always borrowing money. The ones that go under more than likely lost their warehouse lines, which means their credit is no good.
 
Well, that was a surprise. I thought the headline meant she got her period.

Those come on suddenly and unexpectedly. I was cheating on a GF who was visiting her parents (so she said) when the cheatee started gushing on the new bed me and the GF just bought. Looked like a mass murder scene. Took two days of scrubbing with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and pine sol and I still could not get the stain out.

Then it dawned on me. I turned the mattress over. Problem solved,
 
Those come on suddenly and unexpectedly. I was cheating on a GF who was visiting her parents (so she said) when the cheatee started gushing on the new bed me and the GF just bought. Looked like a mass murder scene. Took two days of scrubbing with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide and pine sol and I still could not get the stain out.

Then it dawned on me. I turned the mattress over. Problem solved,
Does this story get cooler in your mind every time you tell it?
 
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*allegedlies
 
Any you guys ever been told you need to reselect a seat for a United flight? They say I'll get one assigned to me free of charge if I don't pick one (they're all paid anyway) and there's only one below economy plus so reeeaaaaalllllyyy hoping I get one of those.
 
Any you guys ever been told you need to reselect a seat for a United flight? They say I'll get one assigned to me free of charge if I don't pick one (they're all paid anyway) and there's only one below economy plus so reeeaaaaalllllyyy hoping I get one of those.
I don’t fly United. Go American or stay home.
 
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