tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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moxie said:
Welp. Missed the open enrollment deadline by about an hour and a half but did remember to submit my time card this morning UNDER the deadline .
Yay me!
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This means you keep the same health plan you had this year.

You'll never learn. That time card should have been sent in by COB Friday.
 
moxie said:
Don’t be a pervert. I can’t speak Canadian.
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fuck. you aren't that stupid. just speak American and add a -eh? at the end of every sentence.

how are you - eh?

did you see the hockey game last night- eh?

I'd love to kiss your <insert body part> and the move down - eh?
 
Dolemite censored said:
This means you keep the same health plan you had this year.

You'll never learn. That time card should have been sent in by COB Friday.
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I learnt like a month ago once. I mean, it was cool & everything, not having to stress about it all weekend, but it wasn’t life-changing or anything.

The open enrollment, however…my regular GP got removed from my list of providers last year (or maybe the year before) so I had to pay out of pocket for my annual physical. I wanted to change plans to make sure he was in network. Also wanted to increase my HSA contributions. Now I have to wait a whole fucking year unless one of those shitty “life events” happens. And I don’t want a single one of them to occur, so I’m fooked. Right in the keister.
 
huskers1217 said:
fuck. you aren't that stupid. just speak American and add a -eh? at the end of every sentence.

how are you - eh?

did you see the hockey game last night- eh?

I'd love to kiss your <insert body part> and the move down - eh?
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I mean, yeah eh- I can speak Canadian slang, hoser. I just watched Strange Brew over the weekend so I’m not terribly rusty, eh. But the provincial stuff? And all the “soory’s” and apologizing & shit, eh? Not my jam, eh.
 
moxie said:
I learnt like a month ago once. I mean, it was cool & everything, not having to stress about it all weekend, but it wasn’t life-changing or anything.

The open enrollment, however…my regular GP got removed from my list of providers last year (or maybe the year before) so I had to pay out of pocket for my annual physical. I wanted to change plans to make sure he was in network. Also wanted to increase my HSA contributions. Now I have to wait a whole fucking year unless one of those shitty “life events” happens. And I don’t want a single one of them to occur, so I’m fooked. Right in the keister.
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You could get married or get pregnant...
 
huskers1217 said:
fuck. you aren't that stupid. just speak American and add a -eh? at the end of every sentence.

how are you - eh?

did you see the hockey game last night- eh?

I'd love to kiss your <insert body part> and the move down - eh?
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Also- not THAT stupid?! I’m gonna fuck your shit up today, bech.
 
moxie said:
I learnt like a month ago once. I mean, it was cool & everything, not having to stress about it all weekend, but it wasn’t life-changing or anything.

The open enrollment, however…my regular GP got removed from my list of providers last year (or maybe the year before) so I had to pay out of pocket for my annual physical. I wanted to change plans to make sure he was in network. Also wanted to increase my HSA contributions. Now I have to wait a whole fucking year unless one of those shitty “life events” happens. And I don’t want a single one of them to occur, so I’m fooked. Right in the keister.
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Dolemite censored said:
You could get married or get pregnant...
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:pop2::martini:
 
moxie said:
Also- not THAT stupid?! I’m gonna fuck your shit up today, bech.
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Have you ever heard a native Nebraskan speak? It's atrocious! Its some amalgamation of western and canadian
 
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