tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[moxie]

Honestly, Erin is probably the only one of the three that would be cool to hang with. But Gisele got that supermodel money.

Except Erin pronounces a word in her car commercial really weirdly. She’d have to keep her mouth shut. All of them would, actually.

 

[Dolemite censored]

How is it objectifying if marriage is on the table?

Now you are scaring me.

 

[moxie]

And a granite-titanium prenup.....

But if you play nice, she might buy you some cool shit.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Honestly, Erin is probably the only one of the three that would be cool to hang with. But Gisele got that supermodel money.

That was my reasoning as well.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Honestly, Erin is probably the only one of the three that would be cool to hang with. But Gisele got that supermodel money.

Willie making sense left and right.

Why can't you do it in every forum

 

[Dolemite censored]

But if you play nice, she might buy you some cool shit.

A woman has no legally enforceable obligations to her husband in a marriage.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Except Erin pronounces a word in her car commercial really weirdly. She’d have to keep her mouth shut. All of them would, actually.

Not so fast!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Jay Leno seriously burned by a car fire in his garage. He's still alive. More details to follow.

Jay Leno hospitalized with ‘serious’ facial burns after car fire

The comedian was reportedly in the Los Angeles garage where he stores his dozens of prized vehicles on Sunday when one of them burst into flames.

pagesix.com

 

[moxie]

Jay Leno seriously burned by a car fire in his garage. He's still alive. More details to follow.

How are his cars? He has a shit ton, right?

 

[Dolemite censored]

How are his cars? He has a shit ton, right?

Yeah. It was described as a gasoline fire, so that rules out Teslas.

 

[Inquisitor]

Okay, okay…I’ve got one:

Kill Melania, fuck Gisele, marry Erin.

I'll take my long-term chances with a chick that's into sports any day.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Kill Melania, fuck Gisele, marry Erin.

I'll take my long-term chances with a chick that's into sports any day.

Gisele will be miserable at getting older since she's been adored for her beauty all her life. I'd hate to be around that.

 

[moxie]

I’m so glad I don’t have many phone meetings with my boss. That fucker will just start eating an apple in the middle of it without a single fuck given.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

All I can think about when I see those commercials is that Santa has a big wiener.

Hahaha.

I don't watch a lot of tv, so I haven't seen the commercials, but Jon Hamm???
Yeah, he can stuff my stocking.
He's rather easy on the eyes, and I thought that before I knew of his, um, endowments .

 

[moxie]

Hahaha.

I don't watch a lot of tv, so I haven't seen the commercials, but Jon Hamm???
Yeah, he can stuff my stocking.
He's rather easy on the eyes, and I thought that before I knew of his, um, endowments .

Yeah, turns out he’s quite the silver fox

 

[Handicappers]

Cock thread. It’s about damn time.

Speaking of silver fox. Is it common to have gray pubes?

 

[moxie]

Cock thread. It’s about damn time.

Speaking of silver fox. Is it common to have gray pubes?

Can’t be gray if you don’t have any

 

[Handicappers]

Can’t be gray if you don’t have any

I should wax my balls? Is that a thing?

 

[moxie]

I should wax my balls? Is that a thing?

All the way past your taint and around your butthole, too.

 

[beardown07]

Okay, okay…I’ve got one:

Fuck Erin, cuz she is a fucking smokeshow that likes football.

Marry Giselle, cuz she is LOOOOOAAADEDUH.

Kill Melanie and blame on radical Leftists. lulz