tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Handicappers said:
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You know, for as often as I've read things along the lines of "Handi is one of the most-effective trolls EVAR," or "yet another poster has fallen into Handi's trap," or whatever, imo you have always been vastly underappreciated for the gifs you find. Vastly.
 
moxie said:
Lulz- did you see the activist letter to Alphabet? Told them to cut heads and salaries are too high.
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Oh Yeah... CRAZY stuff out there these days! These activists are the biggest hypocrites too... :nod:

Wasn't always easy in the beginning, but building my 'Corporate Rebel' lifestyle over the years has been awesome. :martini:

NO Regrets!

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I don't envy you all having to deal with all the crap you all have to put up with these days. DON'T need no corporate "booshit" any more! :headbanger:
 
moxie said:
Lol! The southwest admin team (there’s about 25 of them) asked me to come into their meeting today to give pass downs and talk about what’s going on at the CFO level. Their lead asked me last week and I was like- ”uh…you know I’m retarded, right?” But she wanted me to come in anyway. I totally forgot about it until she pinged me as I was getting on the elevator and was already a minute late (which I blamed on “technical difficulties”) then proceeded to ramble on about god knows what for an hour. I hope they weren’t recording it. :laugh:

If I get approved for the voluntary layoff, I’d get about a $75k payout. But then I’d have to update my resume and find a job where I might be held much more accountable.

Fuck all of that.
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Remember a while back that I told you to take that 2 month sabbatical while you still could. But no, Ms. Hardheaded thinks the corporation will be fair and loyal as she has been, and that the 3 month sabbatical will still be there…

Take your optional holidays first…
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
You know, for as often as I've read things along the lines of "Handi is one of the most-effective trolls EVAR," or "yet another poster has fallen into Handi's trap," or whatever, imo you have always been vastly underappreciated for the gifs you find. Vastly.
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CorpRebel said:
Oh Yeah... CRAZY stuff out there these days! These activists are the biggest hypocrites too... :nod:

Wasn't always easy in the beginning, but building my 'Corporate Rebel' lifestyle over the years has been awesome. :martini:

NO Regrets!

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I don't envy you all having to deal with all the crap you all have to put up with these days. DON'T need no corporate "booshit" any more! :headbanger:
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Shareholders suck.
 
Dolemite censored said:
Remember a while back that I told you to take that 2 month sabbatical while you still could. But no, Ms. Hardheaded thinks the corporation will be fair and loyal as she has been, and that the 3 month sabbatical will still be there…

Take your optional holidays first…
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I get my sabbatical paid out. Plus my vacation 😉
 
Handicappers said:
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Reminds me of a cat I had once that wanted to be tucked into bed almost every night. Had like a little box for her bed. Nothing special, just something made up with some old towels and such. One night as a goof I laid one of the towels over her like a blanket, thinking she'd flip out. She liked it and from then on would constantly just stare at the bed waiting for me to come by and tuck her in
 
wildturkey said:
Reminds me of a cat I had once that wanted to be tucked into bed almost every night. Had like a little box for her bed. Nothing special, just something made up with some old towels and such. One night as a goof I laid one of the towels over her like a blanket, thinking she'd flip out. She liked it and from then on would constantly just stare at the bed waiting for me to come by and tuck her in
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Well, shit. Maybe I was too quick to judge :tsk:
 
Remind me not to get anymore onesies without buttflaps. This getting half nekkid to potty when it’s colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra is for the birds.

Aww! :rip: @Winged_Wheel88
 
moxie said:
Remind me not to get anymore onesies without buttflaps. This getting half nekkid to potty when it’s colder than a witch’s titty in a brass bra is for the birds.

Aww! :rip: @Winged_Wheel88
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At least @Winged_Wheel88 can be with David Pettigrew again at the big bird feeder in the sky
 
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