I'm getting older and I think my balls need more support. Can you help with that?
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"Where do you keep the nets to keep men's balls from dropping into the toilet?"
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I’ll tell you what I DID do though…got 95% of my expense reports done and 100% of the cookies frosted!
Is this a euphemism? Or just selective reading on my part?Happy December! This ^scary Christmas movie has my lady bits confused. Like…it’s Christmas, but…it’s scary! I don’t even know what to do.
I’ll tell you what I DID do though…got 95% of my expense reports done and 100% of the cookies frosted!
Could I borrow tree fiddy?
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Well…chrimmus makes me feel all squishy & yeeee!! in the warm parts but scary movies decidedly do not. Comprende now?
Monks sent to rehab as failed drug tests leave Thai village temple empty
Four monks including an abbot are defrocked after testing positive for methamphetamine at a Buddhist temple in Phetchabun province.
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Come on now..."Fetch a bun" province?
Monks sent to rehab as failed drug tests leave Thai village temple empty
Four monks including an abbot are defrocked after testing positive for methamphetamine at a Buddhist temple in Phetchabun province.
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Moi: Investor Relations told me you said you'd meet with 20 investors at 8am on 12/8. Do you really want to? (he hates meetings before 9am)You have a lunch with Dodo Head and a dinner with Poopy Face, so it's going to be a long day. Additionally, the head of IR won't be there so you're going to have to do it with one of his underlings.
Boss: So I have a window though?
Moi: Yes, you do have the time open.
Boss: Cool
So is that a yes?
Boss: So I have a window though?
Moi: Yes, you do have the time open.
Boss: Cool
So is that a yes?
Confirm this in an email.
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he was so fucking whiny last night when he realized he had a 6:30am meeting today. "I can't go to the office with meetings starting at 6:30. I don't have time to get to the office."
Can't? More like don't want to. That's why I always double check when he has to be IN the office before 8. Damn crybaby.
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Why did nobody mention that it was going to be pouring rain today? Like, NOBODY said a friggin' word about it! It's just - RAINING!
And I'm skuuurrrt to use stuff like instacart to bring me more milk (that SOMEone left out on the counter last night!) because I'm afraid they're going to get me something gross like 1% in a half gallon size when I want a quart of the fat stuff.
And I'm skuuurrrt to use stuff like instacart to bring me more milk (that SOMEone left out on the counter last night!) because I'm afraid they're going to get me something gross like 1% in a half gallon size when I want a quart of the fat stuff.
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Clearly you need a support team with a lot more Gs.
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Why does that like Arnold SchwarzenKramer?
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