tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Dolemite censored]

H.E.B. and Walgreens opened up today.

It's like the beginning of the pandemic insanity there. Good thing we really didn't need to buy anything.

And you can preserve food outside without any power so it won't spoil.

 

[moxie]

See @Camfantasy ?
Milkshakes at home = dumb

/discussion

 

[Camfantasy]

See @Camfantasy ?
Milkshakes at home = dumb

/discussion

the discussion is over when i say it is over

 

[moxie]

the discussion is over when i say it is over

Oh, now you're a little fat lady? Better watch out, before some sasquatch lover comes looking for that butthole.

 

[Camfantasy]

Oh, now you're a little fat lady? Better watch out, before some sasquatch lover comes looking for that butthole.

 

[moxie]

I'm glad we're in agreement about blenders being dumb. BUT if you decide to buy one for your mama anyway, get her a Vitamix. She'll bop you on the head with one of her fancy pans when she finds out how much you spent on it

 

[Camfantasy]

I think there's one thing we all can agree on here though...... There is a zero percent chance that bigfoot is real and anyone who believes he is has to be about 2 brain cells away from being a vegetable in the coma unit.

 

[Camfantasy]

I'm glad we're in agreement about blenders being dumb. BUT if you decide to buy one for your mama anyway, get her a Vitamix. She'll bop you on the head with one of her fancy pans when she finds out how much you spent on it

Lol I actually bought her a Ninja pro one for her birthday last year. I'm pretty sure she never uses it though.

 

[gobigred]

I think there's one thing we all can agree on here though...... There is a zero percent chance that bigfoot is real and anyone who believes there is has to be about 2 brain cells away from being a vegetable in the coma unit.

 

[moxie]

Lol I actually bought her a Ninja pro one for her birthday last year. I'm pretty sure she never uses it though.

Not even when she makes you mashed carrots?

 

[Camfantasy]

Not even when she makes you mashed carrots?

are mashed carrots a thing?

pretty sure i've never had a mashed carrot

 

[beardown07]

are mashed carrots a thing?

pretty sure i've never had a mashed carrot

its baby food, dingus

 

[moxie]

are mashed carrots a thing?

pretty sure i've never had a mashed carrot

hmm...maybe your mama didn't love you enough. probably gave you peas.

 

[Camfantasy]

its baby food, dingus

I ain't got no babies and don't remember back that far so kiss my ass bech

 

[Dolemite censored]

I think there's one thing we all can agree on here though...... There is a zero percent chance that bigfoot is real and anyone who believes he is has to be about 2 brain cells away from being a vegetable in the coma unit.

Go back to playing with your butt plug, fool.

 

[Camfantasy]

hmm...maybe your mama didn't love you enough. probably gave you peas.

Peas are definitely better than carrots....and mushrooms are better than both.

 

[Camfantasy]

Go back to playing with your butt plug, fool.

Don't tease me with a good time

 

[beardown07]

I ain't got no babies and don't remember back that far so kiss my ass bech

She tryna tell to cut the cord with yer mawm. lulz

 

[Camfantasy]

She tryna tell to cut the cord with yer mawm. lulz

I'm not murried, gots no kids, haven't seent my dad in 25 years, got no brothers or sisters, and my grandparents have died. Who in the fuck else am I going to buy a blender?

 

[beardown07]

I'm not murried, gots no kids, haven't seent my dad in 25 years, got no brothers or sisters, and my grandparents have died. Who in the fuck else am I going to buy a blender?

Jesus Christ, you should write a country song.