tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Hu War Yu]

Jesus Christ, you should write a country song.

That's mildly humorous!

 

[moxie]

I'm not murried, gots no kids, haven't seent my dad in 25 years, got no brothers or sisters, and my grandparents have died. Who in the fuck else am I going to buy a blender?

Well, dang. Why didn't you just ask me for a hug instead of a fight?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Not even when she makes you mashed carrots?

are mashed carrots a thing?

pretty sure i've never had a mashed carrot

its baby food, dingus

Mashed carrots make yer babies turn out to be red heads.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'm not murried, gots no kids, haven't seent my dad in 25 years, got no brothers or sisters, and my grandparents have died. Who in the fuck else am I going to buy a blender?

Do you also have a copy of Portnoy's Complaint?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Well, dang. Why didn't you just ask me for a hug instead of a fight?

Wait for it....

 

[moxie]

Mashed carrots make yer babies turn out to be red heads.

That's why I thought she gave him so many, but he's blinder than a naked mole rat.

And hairier, too.

 

[Camfantasy]

Well, dang. Why didn't you just ask me for a hug instead of a fight?

i'll take a pity mouth hug

 

[moxie]

i'll take a pity mouth hug

I'll send Dole.


Fatty.

 

[Camfantasy]

I'll send Dole.


Fatty.

I'll take what I can get.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'll send Dole.


Fatty.

You're on your own there, lady.

 

[Camfantasy]

You're on your own there, lady.

you'll do whatever in the fuck we tell you to do

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

See @Camfantasy ?
Milkshakes at home = dumb

/discussion

No way!!!
On the rare occasion I make milkshakes (usually in the heat of summer), I make much better milkshakes in my blender at home than anything I can get elsewhere. My favorite is chocolate banana, and only I can get it both chocolatey enough and banana-y enough.

 

[moxie]

No way!!!
On the rare occasion I make milkshakes (usually in the heat of summer), I make much better milkshakes in my blender at home than anything I can get elsewhere. My favorite is chocolate banana, and only I can get it both chocolatey enough and banana-y enough.

Oh, here we go! Everybody knows cats like MILK, not milkshakes!! Take your crazy meowing over to the orange head - he needs emotional support in these dark times.


And that's not racist. It's overcast.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Moxie is fired up today

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Oh, here we go! Everybody knows cats like MILK, not milkshakes!! Take your crazy meowing over to the orange head - he needs emotional support in these dark times.


And that's not racist. It's overcast.

Cats like milkshakes, too. My li'l fluffball always paws at me when I have a milkshake.
I have no clue who the "orange head" is, and even if I did, it wouldn't matter.

I'll meow wherever I damn well please, as you well know.

 

[Camfantasy]

I told y'all I be having a bunch of buzzards always in my neighborhood....

 

[moxie]

Cats like milkshakes, too. My li'l fluffball always paws at me when I have a milkshake.
I have no clue who the "orange head" is, and even if I did, it wouldn't matter.

I'll meow wherever I damn well please, as you well know.

Orange head is the one with the blender. He likes mouth hugs. I mean, I'm just describing him, that's all.

HEY, GODDAMMIT! WHERE'S THE WHISTLING EMOJI?! Eh, that one probably isn't what I need anyway. What I really need to do is....

 

[moxie]

I told y'all I be having a bunch of buzzards always in my neighborhood....





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It's because you're half dead... inside, anyway.

 

[moxie]

Moxie is fired up today

 

[Camfantasy]