tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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williewilliejuan said:
Is the kind with a picture of a woman in a bikini (could be any woman you know), but then the bikini goes away when you click the button on the end? He’d probably remember that.
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If it's a Montblanc, the women are wearing lederhosen instead of bikinis.
 
BigRedMoe said:
I'm shopping on-line and buying toys and ammo I don't really need.
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I'm skurrred of guns. maxie is a touch on the ruhtard side and the weird things make her giggle usually aren't super pleasant for me.


But maybe I'll go to Bass Pro and tap on the fish tank.
 
moxie said:
I'm skurrred of guns. maxie is a touch on the ruhtard side and the weird things make her giggle usually aren't super pleasant for me.


But maybe I'll go to Bass Pro and tap on the fish tank.
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Actually the toys and ammo are for my Son's birfday.
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I'm well stocked on Adult toys and ammo. Yes, I know how that sounded. I stand by what I said.
 
Does anyone have an LG microwave and does it play that stupid song (da-da-da-da-DA-da-DA-da-da DUUUUUUH!) when the time's up and do you know how to make it stop doing that?
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Pick up a squirrel trap while you're there.
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Ah, man! fuck those squirrels! One ate one of my creepier succulents so now when I'm walking the dog, my neighbors get to hear me say, "Fuck you, squirrel!" to every squirrel we see.
 
The internet saves again.

 
moxie said:
Ah, man! fuck those squirrels! One ate one of my creepier succulents so now when I'm walking the dog, my neighbors get to hear me say, "Fuck you, squirrel!" to every squirrel we see.
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Land mines.
 
moxie said:
Ah, man! fuck those squirrels! One ate one of my creepier succulents so now when I'm walking the dog, my neighbors get to hear me say, "Fuck you, squirrel!" to every squirrel we see.
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I laughed every time I saw the squirrel av @TigerBait1971 was sporting for a while.
Whether he knew of your squirrel battle, or not, it was as though that squirrel was mocking you.
 
moxie said:
Was he the one shaking his nuts at me? Mutherrrrf!
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Yep.
I was glad the squirrels in my yard seemed to have given up, at least for the time being (whether it was all the red pepper flakes, the hawks and owls in the neighborhood, or someone close by planted something they wanted to dig up more than whatever was in my yard, I don't know, but they've mellowed), or I would have been flipping off that av.
 
Blah, blah, blah... stupid meeting to explain how we're phasing out WebEx and now it's all Teams. Except one group, who wants to use Zoom. So we'll probably phase out Teams within the next six months, switch to Zoom and then go back to WebEx shortly after that :L
 
moxie said:
Blah, blah, blah... stupid meeting to explain how we're phasing out WebEx and now it's all Teams. Except one group, who wants to use Zoom. So we'll probably phase out Teams within the next six months, switch to Zoom and then go back to WebEx shortly after that :facepalm:
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The managers will then congratulate themselves for being flexible and adaptable to ever changing requirements.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
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Fuck that. This is much better


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