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Funerals and fucking weddings. Main difference is the color of clothing.

Perfect wedding = eloping

Perfect funeral = them finding my ass mostly decomposed in a river, or better still, not find me at all.
 
Funerals and fucking weddings. Main difference is the color of clothing.

Perfect wedding = eloping

Perfect funeral = them finding my ass mostly decomposed in a river, or better still, not find me at all.
Hoh yeh, tellit

We have so much in common, we should elope
 
Part of the reason I want to relocate to New Mexico is so that when I'm getting near my time, I can just wander off into the desert. That'll save my kids about 8 grand
 
Part of the reason I want to relocate to New Mexico is so that when I'm getting near my time, I can just wander off into the desert. That'll save my kids about 8 grand

Before you do that, do you have any gold in your teeth? I'll come right over with some pliers...
 
Funerals and fucking weddings. Main difference is the color of clothing.

Perfect wedding = eloping

Perfect funeral = them finding my ass mostly decomposed in a river, or better still, not find me at all.
I disagree. Perfect funeral is jumping into an active volcano or one of those giant furnaces. It's like attending yourn own funeral and being the funeral director.
 
I thought the guy who jumped into the blast furnace got it right.
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dance surprise GIF
 
Before you do that, do you have any gold in your teeth? I'll come right over with some pliers...
Not any more. I used to have a gold crown, but it eventually came off and I eventually lost that post. I still have the crown somewhere in a baggie, you're welcome to it
 
Not any more. I used to have a gold crown, but it eventually came off and I eventually lost that post. I still have the crown somewhere in a baggie, you're welcome to it
home alone wink GIF
 
She made an appearance on SNL a couple weeks ago, when Maya Rudolph hosted. She actually did a scene topless, which surprised me...but I guess she needs the work
 
She made an appearance on SNL a couple weeks ago, when Maya Rudolph hosted. She actually did a scene topless, which surprised me...but I guess she needs the work
Yeah, haven't seen her in anything in quite some time.
Also, :shocked:
 
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