tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
If you are depressed and think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of payments...
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When i was really ghetto as fuck and just threw my bills in a fucking box. I got a christmas card from one of my credit card companies that told me to fucking pay them on the inside of it. LMAO!!!
 
beardown07 said:
My grandpa on my Mom's side died on Tuesday nite. Pretty estranged dude. My mom is about the only one left that would put up with him. I've talked to him prolly 3 times in the last 30 years

My sister is pressuring me to fly down for a fucking day, and I don't wanna. Can't I just send my mom a bunch of flowers? She didn't really even like the guy. She considers her step-dad to be her real Dad.

Ugh.
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Had something similar when my sperm donor died. His adopted parents, and my older sister were pressuring me to go. I told them he never came to see me for anything, why thebfuck would I go see him in a casket.
 
BigRedMoe said:
I disagree. Perfect funeral is jumping into an active volcano or one of those giant furnaces. It's like attending yourn own funeral and being the funeral director.
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Ya, but ya wouldn't be fishing and that sounds kinda painful.

I'm hoping to go with a big trout hooked out in the middle of nowhere.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Fag
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Hu War Yu said:
She made an appearance on SNL a couple weeks ago, when Maya Rudolph hosted. She actually did a scene topless, which surprised me...but I guess she needs the work
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If we're talking about Rachel Dratch topless I'm not sure that getting work done on them will help that much :wink: Can't hurt though.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Had something similar when my sperm donor died. His adopted parents, and my older sister were pressuring me to go. I told them he never came to see me for anything, why thebfuck would I go see him in a casket.
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I'll be doing and saying the same thing when mine goes. Fuck that noise.
 
So LinkedIn's feed is basically one giant circlejerk of people pretending to talk about how great their company is and people going "wow that's so cool thanks for sharing!" to every mundane article someone posts, huh?
 
steelerssb said:
So LinkedIn's feed is basically one giant circlejerk of people pretending to talk about how great their company is and people going "wow that's so cool thanks for sharing!" to every mundane article someone posts, huh?
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Wow that's so cool thanks for sharing!
 
omfg!!! How do I make this goddamn horn dog stop molesting me?! Ever since Sunday, she tries to hump my arm off! She's like a spider monkey that I have to peel off of me! How long does this crap last?! :Cry:
 
moxie said:
omfg!!! How do I make this goddamn horn dog stop molesting me?! Ever since Sunday, she tries to hump my arm off! She's like a spider monkey that I have to peel off of me! How long does this crap last?! :Cry:
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beardown07 said:
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ONE. HUNNIT!!
I fling her off of me and she claws right back, scratching & frantically licking me. Fuggin' psychopath! I have to keep my arm up over my head to keep her from humping it but then she tries to either scale it or jump on my goddamn head to reach it! I'mma get a restraining order on her horny ass!
 
moxie said:
ONE. HUNNIT!!
I fling her off of me and she claws right back, scratching & frantically licking me. Fuggin' psychopath! I have to keep my arm up over my head to keep her from humping it but then she tries to either scale it or jump on my goddamn head to reach it! I'mma get a restraining order on her horny ass!
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Sounds like me in high school.
 
moxie said:
omfg!!! How do I make this goddamn horn dog stop molesting me?! Ever since Sunday, she tries to hump my arm off! She's like a spider monkey that I have to peel off of me! How long does this crap last?! :Cry:
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Camfantasy said:
Sounds like me in high school.
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Sounds like me after I got a vasectomy.
 
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