tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[williewilliejuan]

Do you bear a strong resemblance to a loaf of bread?

I’m the spitting image of a loaf of swirl rye.

 

[Dolemite censored]

He'd have to sift through his memories...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Bigot. That’s some good food. Be a good neighbor and get in there.

I'm already high and stoned. Wouldn't fit in, and I would try to grab one of their chick's asses..

 

[Dolemite censored]

First time I tried was a midnight matinee and I had to leave because I was a little tipsy and it freaked me out. Read the book, then gave it another go and made it through.

Sounds like a date with you is a complete train wreck...

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I’m the spitting image of a loaf of swirl rye.

If you're from the Bay Area, it would make sense you're tie-dyed.

 

[Mofo]

I'm already high and stoned. Wouldn't fit in, and I would try to grab one of their chick's asses..

They dig that. Get some hummus, man.

 

[Dolemite censored]

This is as close as @gobigred will ever get to it:

Cara Delevingne Is Auctioning an NFT About Her Vagina

The 'Carnival Row' actress is selling a video about something that's definitely non-fungible.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[Camfantasy]

Born in ‘88? I graduated high school in ‘88. I could be your father. Was your mom in Northern CA around that time?

Definitely not.

I graduated same year, and I live a bit closer... In fact, I was in PCB for spring break in 89--

This i can not rule out.

 

[Camfantasy]

Definitely not.




This i can not rule out.

Actually, I can rule it out since I was born in 88.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Actually, I can rule it out since I was born in 88.

Right. And he was in PCB in ‘89. The math totally checks out.

 

[Camfantasy]

Right. And he was in PCB in ‘89. The math totally checks out.

We are from Alabama, so I'm going to defer the math equations to you guise.

 

[steelerssb]

tl;dr does @Hu War Yu have a long lost ginger kid?

 

[Inquisitor]

tl;dr does @Hu War Yu have a long lost ginger kid?

He may but it's not our gingerbread.

 

[wildturkey]

This is as close as @gobigred will ever get to it:

Cara Delevingne Is Auctioning an NFT About Her Vagina

The 'Carnival Row' actress is selling a video about something that's definitely non-fungible.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

If she wants to raise money for her charity foundations, she could probably raise more by selling a Fleshlight cast instead

 

[huskers1217]

Over 2k again. Getting back to my 85k

 

[gobigred]

Over 2k again. Getting back to my 85k

Who are you going to lose it all on today ?

 

[trojanfan12]

I got Pfizer 1 on Saturday. Felt okay through Monday. Started feeling down Tuesday evening.

Felt like crap for about a 24-hour period. Yesterday evening finally started feeling better.

Did you feel any bad effects from your shots?

Got the Moderna 1st shot a couple of weeks ago. Go for the 2nd on the 18th.

I had zero effects. My sons arm was sore enough that he couldn't sleep on the side he got the shot in.

 

[huskers1217]

Who are you going to lose it all on today ?

probably the NHL game

 

[BigRedMoe]

Of course you did.

Actually his name was Jimothy.

 

[huskers1217]