tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Skerpokes]

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

 

[Dolemite censored]

Holy shit it got windy last night. I fully expected my new sails to be in another zip code this morning, but alas, they look unscathed.

I guess all that cable rigging on swing stages paid off.

Looks like the wind didn't blow hard enough to blow down the blowhard's sails.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Looks like the wind didn't blow hard enough to blow down the blowhard's sails.

Blow me

 

[Dolemite censored]

Blow me

 

[Peter Gozintite]

It's fucking 63 degrees here today. Wtf

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

It's fucking 63 degrees here today. Wtf

We broke 90 for the first time this year today.

 

[Skerpokes]

Ain't that a bitch

Man has wrong leg amputated in 'tragic' hospital mix-up

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Ain't that a bitch

Man has wrong leg amputated in 'tragic' hospital mix-up

At least he can be symmetrical now instead of walking on a peg like a tard.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ain't that a bitch

Man has wrong leg amputated in 'tragic' hospital mix-up

He probably couldn't "stand" my puns, either...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Talk about disjointed...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Now he can get a job at iHop...

 

[beardown07]

It's fucking 63 degrees here today. Wtf

It's cold af here too. Yesterday was too. Feels like 36 right meow. 36 in May is waaay fuckin' colder than 36 in February.

 

[Dolemite censored]

He's not going to get a kick out of that...

 

[Inquisitor]

Things picked up a it right after @Skerpokes outed himself, didn't they?

Looks like we got multiple outings today.

 

[beardown07]

Hope some stupid asshole doesn't put his foot in his mouth and get banned for his shitty puns.

 

[Skerpokes]

Those doctors won't have a leg to stand on when he sues the shit out of them.

 

[Camfantasy]

I wonder how many saw blades it would take to cut off @huskers1217 's foot.

 

[huskers1217]

I wonder how many saw blades it would take to cut off @huskers1217 's foot.

 

[packerzrule]

Ain't that a bitch

Man has wrong leg amputated in 'tragic' hospital mix-up

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hope some stupid asshole doesn't put his foot in his mouth and get banned for his shitty puns.

You need to toe the line.