tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Illustrious Potentate said:
I don't like Bieber, I just respect him more than I do Garth Brooks. And I was looking pretty rough.
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Did ...
Did you just use "respect" and "Bieber" in the same sentence???

Cnn Hello GIF
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Went and got my hair prettied up, had a 90 year old woman tell me that I looked so good that I should be the one getting married. I wanted to say "if you've got enough money, I'll take you to the courthouse and we can get married right now", but I just smiled and said "thank you ma'am"

Also got my truck detailed.
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How are all the old ladies at the beauty shop? Trying to pick one up to impress DJ
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
@broncosmitty did tel me I was too nice a whole back. I’m getting hammered. Be ready for the late night sappy drunk thread after all these light weights pass out
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This is one of the reasons I smoke pot to relax instead of drink.
Beyond the fact I have no hangover the next day, there's no danger of me starting any sort of sappy drunk thread ... silly stoned thread, perhaps, but not sappy.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
This is one of the reasons I smoke pot to relax instead of drink.
Beyond the fact I have no hangover the next day, there's no danger of me starting any sort of sappy drunk thread ... silly stoned thread, perhaps, but not sappy.
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Umm ... Sooo. MInd repeating that?? Without the weird phrasing, please? :pop2:
 
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