tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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I logged into the DoJang Zoom account this morning, and the profile picture had been changed from a DoJang logo to someone's baby picture. Thinking maybe one of the other instructors with access to the account had changed it for a class, I sent out an email asking about it. Nope, none of them had changed it.

I found a function where you can see everyone who has logged into the account, both by IP and device. Well, not only did someone log in to the account between 10pm and 11pm last night, the person who logged in is an instructor who kind of went off the deep and and abruptly quit, like, 5-6 months ago.

Sure, changing the profile picture is pretty innocuous, but ... the fuck? What was he doing in that account, at all? He went into the account on Christmas day, too. Fuckin' weirdo.

(Yes, once today's classes are over, the log in info is being changed. I can't just change the password, 'cause if he tried to get in again and entered the wrong password too many times, the account would be locked for, I'm not sure how long, but long enough to fuck up at least one class.)
 
moxie said:
Dang it. I wonder if Costco carries those so I can go check it out. Was hoping to buy one there for easy returns, if necessary.
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How big is your house, Richie Rich?
 
beardown07 said:
How big is your house, Richie Rich?
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Prolly the size of your kid's baffroom. But I want to be able to watch it from both my bedroom and living room. I have pocket doors to my bedroom that I keep open all the time with a straight view and the 48" (or 55"? can't remember) is just too damn small. I get irritated AF when I'm watching a movie and these fuckers are on their cell phones and the scene is of their text messages. Gotta fucking get the fuck out of my bed, rewind and go see what these fucktarded asshat buttlickers are talking about. So goddamn annoying!
 
WTF with taxes and W2's? How do they even make any sense?
What's the difference between
1. Wages, Tips & Other Comp
2. Social Security Wages
3. Medicare Wages & Tips
4. State Wages & Income
And why are they almost all different (some by quite a lot)? And what number do I use when lending institutions ask what my income is?
 
moxie said:
WTF with taxes and W2's? How do they even make any sense?
What's the difference between
1. Wages, Tips & Other Comp
2. Social Security Wages
3. Medicare Wages & Tips
4. State Wages & Income
And why are they almost all different (some by quite a lot)? And what number do I use when lending institutions ask what my income is?
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Just skip it. You'll be fine
 
moxie said:
WTF with taxes and W2's? How do they even make any sense?
What's the difference between
1. Wages, Tips & Other Comp
2. Social Security Wages
3. Medicare Wages & Tips
4. State Wages & Income
And why are they almost all different (some by quite a lot)? And what number do I use when lending institutions ask what my income is?
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Some are based on before deductions, some after. Use #1.
 
moxie said:
WTF with taxes and W2's? How do they even make any sense?
What's the difference between
1. Wages, Tips & Other Comp
2. Social Security Wages
3. Medicare Wages & Tips
4. State Wages & Income
And why are they almost all different (some by quite a lot)? And what number do I use when lending institutions ask what my income is?
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@moxie makes bank. Will you marry me???

1) Wages income is after any 401k deductions/Health Ins/FSA non taxable items.

i.e if you make 100k and those come to say..25k.. it will say 75k

The other ones should go in line with your real income unless you make enough to hit the threshold of no more withholding and right now I forget those amounts

FICA (SS TAx is around 150k i think)
Medicare is around 200k i think for wage threshold.


For lending insitutions - if you are paid bi weekly - take your gross pay from your pay check and multiply is by 26 if you are paid weekly multiply is by 52.
 
huskers1217 said:
Good morning Nebraska


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winning charlie sheen GIF
 
I'm having a blast this morning, watching people try to get into and out of parking spaces on my block
 
huskers1217 said:
@moxie makes bank. Will you marry me???

1) Wages income is after any 401k deductions/Health Ins/FSA non taxable items.

i.e if you make 100k and those come to say..25k.. it will say 75k

The other ones should go in line with your real income unless you make enough to hit the threshold of no more withholding and right now I forget those amounts

FICA (SS TAx is around 150k i think)
Medicare is around 200k i think for wage threshold.


For lending insitutions - if you are paid bi weekly - take your gross pay from your pay check and multiply is by 26 if you are paid weekly multiply is by 52.
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I live in California... what I make and what I get are two very different things. :laugh:
It's just weird because, for this year, the SS number was the lowest and medicare was the highest... how do you do percentages? A 15% swing. When, in previous years, the numbers were much closer. This year, my SS went lower than the first box...seems very inconsistent and like they fucked up. Which is why the milkshake got it right... CPA to the rescue! Because this doesn't take into account the money they stole from me for my stocks, right?
 
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