tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Okay. I get it. 2020, covid, blah, blah, blah.

But this fucking GIRL SCOUT is going to try and hawk her sugar-laden boxes of soulless, mass produced, slave-labor peddled tripe to me after she screwed me out of said products a year ago? Not so much as a "Hey- we donated them because we were too skuurt to deliver to your doorstep as promised" or "here's a partial credit from last year!". THE NOIVE!!

I will be a grown up about this in reality, but in my head, I am 8 years old, yanking her pigtails and whooping her ass.
It could be worse. My niece worked her butt off hawking those fucking diabetes pellets. Every weekend, she set up a stand on a busy fucking street on the west side of LA to sell them. Sold over a thousand boxes of the fucking things and earned a trip to Disneyland.

Boom. COVID. No Disneyland. Here’s a backpack instead. Thanks for the free distribution of our product.
 
It could be worse. My niece worked her butt off hawking those fucking diabetes pellets. Every weekend, she set up a stand on a busy fucking street on the west side of LA to sell them. Sold over a thousand boxes of the fucking things and earned a trip to Disneyland.

Boom. COVID. No Disneyland. Here’s a backpack instead. Thanks for the free distribution of our product.
COOOOOCKsuckers! Fine. I won't be a dick to the kid, but I'll buy some Pepperidge Farms and walk out of the store with a mouthful as I tell those manipulative little merchants that I don't have any cash on me and I just bought my cookie allotment for the year. That should suffice as a GFY to the GS org in general. My work here is done.

Also - kinda fucked up that they offer a trip to DL when she already lives in LA.
 
Also racist, right? I mean, a black dude singing about being a "dark" secret, amirite?!

It's not racist. You just have to drop the acid and indulge. Then you'll get it
 
It's not racist. You just have to drop the acid and indulge. Then you'll get it
So reverse racism. Because he is definitely singing about hooking up with that other black singer, The Weekend.

 
When they told her she needs to increase sales 30% this year

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Why does it look like he filmed this in 1984?
 
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