tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

moxie · Jan 31, 2021

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WHAT?! Same dude? Maybe he did that video because he lost a bet?

Camfantasy · Jan 31, 2021

moxie said:
WHAT?! Same dude? Maybe he did that video because he lost a bet?

I think my dude may have gotten concussed one too many times

Dolemite censored · Jan 31, 2021

Camfantasy said:
@wildturkey

Bruhhhhhh

Camfantasy · Jan 31, 2021

Dole ver 2.0 said:
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Is that George Clinton's dread locks?

williewilliejuan · Jan 31, 2021

moxie said:
Okay. I get it. 2020, covid, blah, blah, blah.

But this fucking GIRL SCOUT is going to try and hawk her sugar-laden boxes of soulless, mass produced, slave-labor peddled tripe to me after she screwed me out of said products a year ago? Not so much as a "Hey- we donated them because we were too skuurt to deliver to your doorstep as promised" or "here's a partial credit from last year!". THE NOIVE!!

I will be a grown up about this in reality, but in my head, I am 8 years old, yanking her pigtails and whooping her ass.

It could be worse. My niece worked her butt off hawking those fucking diabetes pellets. Every weekend, she set up a stand on a busy fucking street on the west side of LA to sell them. Sold over a thousand boxes of the fucking things and earned a trip to Disneyland.

Boom. COVID. No Disneyland. Here’s a backpack instead. Thanks for the free distribution of our product.

moxie · Jan 31, 2021

williewilliejuan said:
It could be worse. My niece worked her butt off hawking those fucking diabetes pellets. Every weekend, she set up a stand on a busy fucking street on the west side of LA to sell them. Sold over a thousand boxes of the fucking things and earned a trip to Disneyland.

Boom. COVID. No Disneyland. Here’s a backpack instead. Thanks for the free distribution of our product.

COOOOOCKsuckers! Fine. I won't be a dick to the kid, but I'll buy some Pepperidge Farms and walk out of the store with a mouthful as I tell those manipulative little merchants that I don't have any cash on me and I just bought my cookie allotment for the year. That should suffice as a GFY to the GS org in general. My work here is done.

Also - kinda fucked up that they offer a trip to DL when she already lives in LA.