tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
LOL @ The Maury Show.

Hoochie mama had 2 men on and she was 10,000% convinced her current BF was the father of her 2 bastards, but that her ex wasn't, even though she confessed to banging the ex around the time she got pregnant with both.

Maury read the results and neither one was the dad.

Hoochie mama runs screaming down the hall and they asked her who the real dad was.

She had no idea.

Hilarious.
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What happened on The Price is Right and General Hospital tho?
 
Mofo said:
What happened on The Price is Right and General Hospital tho?
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NO GH SPOILERS, MAWFKS! I'm still on September 2019!!
 
huskers1217 said:
no GH this week. but i suspect that Sonny's funeral will bring some tears when it finally comes back
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are you retarded or something? I said NO SPOILERS, MAWFK!!
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
There was some guy stabbed to death in the lead woman's office, and she tried to blackmail the guy who saved her.

Bizarre shit, I tell you.
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I'm gonna stab both of you if you don't start using the goddamn spoiler!
 
OK, back to The Maury Show.

Homie found out that his 4 year old and 2 year old were not his and freaked out.

Hilarious.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
People should have to get a license to have kids.

I mean, you need a license to have a goddamn fish in this state.
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Immediately reminded me of Keanu Reeves' line in Parenthood.

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog. You need a license to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father. " - Keanu Reeves as Tod Higgins, Parenthood (1989).​

 
Work been sucking, but I see I haven't missed anything
 
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