tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
She was. As much as she disliked being called Her Frauness, she disliked it even more that I insisted on speaking German using the accent of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.

Even just saying the title of our textbook, Unsere Freunde, with that accent was enough to damn near make steam come out of her ears.
I know this is probably truly shocking, but I was a li'l shit then, too. :heh:
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I'm upset now that I didn't have any real angry teachers. That does remind me of a friend who completely mailed in our 8th grade research paper (got like a 12 percent), smelled the paper and said "I think this smells like smoke."

I could hear a hallway down her yelling "no fucking shit I probably had a dozen packs while I was grading these."
 
steelerssb said:
I'm upset now that I didn't have any real angry teachers. That does remind me of a friend who completely mailed in our 8th grade research paper (got like a 12 percent), smelled the paper and said "I think this smells like smoke."

I could hear a hallway down her yelling "no fucking shit I probably had a dozen packs while I was grading these."
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In all honesty, I don't know that any teachers I thought of as angry were truly angry people.
I went out of my way to fuck with them and piss them off. Not all of them, mind you, but a lot of 'em.
I was ... incredibly disrespectful and even more outspoken than I am these days (scary thought, I know).
Part of me still chuckles over what a nightmare I was. Part of me is truly mortified by it.
 
steelerssb said:
Caved and got a little bottle of gin. Let's see if I can drink this stuff now

@Hu War Yu
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I know it's supposed to be vodka, but still funny.
 
gobigred said:
Math teachers >>>>>>>>>>>> Soul less gingers
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I don't know about that. I don't think math is really any more popular than gingers are. The only people who like math are math teachers and people who work at the IRS.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
In all honesty, I don't know that any teachers I thought of as angry were truly angry people.
I went out of my way to fuck with them and piss them off. Not all of them, mind you, but a lot of 'em.
I was ... incredibly disrespectful and even more outspoken than I am these days (scary thought, I know).
Part of me still chuckles over what a nightmare I was. Part of me is truly mortified by it.
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I'm kinda like that but at work. I have a supervisor who thinks that since the head bosses are my brother-in-law and his dad that I'm a snitch to them (I'm not, and even if I were they're the types who'd tell me to shut up if I tried) and says all kinds of shit about it behind my back. Of course he's so paranoid that he'll never say anything like that to my face and since he's a moody dick it's fun to push the envelope with him knowing he won't do anything. I have a coworker who also doesn't like him who says I should exploit the fuck out of that paranoia and essentially give me the real power. I hate nepotism and just want to be treated like everyone else (which everyone else seems to understand) but I'm willing to make an exception :heh:
 
Camfantasy said:
Tell us about when you fingered her under that tree.
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Don't I wish.

Bruh ... she was quite the talk of the whole school ... even her fellow teachers would :drool: over them thangz. She was purdy cool, too.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Ooh, hi there

Just how little are we talking? And is this rotgut?
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craigk217 said:
Brand?
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Just a shooter of Bombay Sapphire, mixed with some Ginger Ale. First thing I saw at the liquor store so said fuck it might as well try it again. It's just as terrible straight up as I remember but it's not bad mixed.
 
steelerssb said:
Just a shooter of Bombay Sapphire, mixed with some Ginger Ale. First thing I saw at the liquor store so said fuck it might as well try it again. It's just as terrible straight up as I remember but it's not bad mixed.
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Dude... You MIXED a bottle of Sapphire??

Craig, what we gonna do with this youngin?
 
steelerssb said:
Just a shooter of Bombay Sapphire, mixed with some Ginger Ale. First thing I saw at the liquor store so said fuck it might as well try it again. It's just as terrible straight up as I remember but it's not bad mixed.
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I don't drink gin straight.

Smart move mixin it with somethin ... like tonic water & limes. :dance:
 
craigk217 said:
I still dream bout muh German teacher.

Ermahgerd ... those tittays ... and she rarely wore a boob harness. She was quite proud of those of those pupz, and she was justified.
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Vandenberg. Is that German? That was the music teacher's last name.


And while I'm addressing you, let's circle back to a comment you made about your butthole and beggin' strips. Are you telling me you ate them yourself? I think the class was a little confused by your statement.
 
trojanfan12 said:
I don't know about that. I don't think math is really any more popular than gingers are. The only people who like math are math teachers and people who work at the IRS.
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moxie said:
Vandenberg. Is that German? That was the music teacher's last name.
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Sounds like it could be .... or Dane or Dutch or wutevs. Mebbe even a lil Joo?

And while I'm addressing you, let's circle back to a comment you made about your butthole and beggin' strips. Are you telling me you ate them yourself? I think the class was a little confused by your statement.
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I think muh drunk-ass was tryna say Beggin Strips smelled so good that me & the dog would fight over em.
 
craigk217 said:
Nice job pickin the 'right shtuff'. Props.
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That's actually funny cause I remember the name cause of you guys always talking about it. Closest to a gin recommendation I've ever gotten other than my first freshman year roommate grabbing whatever he could steal from Wal-Mart.
 
steelerssb said:
That's actually funny cause I remember the name cause of you guys always talking about it. Closest to a gin recommendation I've ever gotten other than my first freshman year roommate grabbing whatever he could steal from Wal-Mart.
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I've tried muh shares of gin ovar the years and was exposed to mucho of the rotgut crap - that's why I used to avoid it.

Then I got turned on to Tanqueray and started to tolerate it. Then, Bombay Sapphire changed the whole world ... I fell in luv with da shet.
 
Seagrams distiller's reserve and orange jooce
 
Hu War Yu said:
Dude... You MIXED a bottle of Sapphire??

Craig, what we gonna do with this youngin?
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:redface: I don't drink my sapph straight... always with tonic or something else
craigk217 said:
I don't drink gin straight.

Smart move mixin it with somethin ... like tonic water & limes. :dance:
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tonic, fanta, code red, orange juice, white claws...
steelerssb said:
Not a full bottle, just one of these thingies.

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oh, ffs! Don't be such a baby!



Right now, I think have every size bottle except for that one in my house :laugh:
 
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