tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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moxie said:
I have two cousins that are sisters and one's husband coaches the kid's baseball team and the other's ex has a kid on the team. The ex's kid is nowhere near as motivated as cousin #1's is (multiple travel teams, little league, clinics, etc. vs. plays because he needs to do something aside from video games all day), but he's got some talent, plus he's a big fucker and can definitely be developed. But he's lazy and undisciplined so he sits. Dad #2 thinks he should get preferential treatment, but I think it's going to end up with him getting his ass kicked at Thankgsgiving.
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I fucking lost it on this guy one day. Like, fuck man, I don't get paid for this shit!? I'm a fucking child myself ffs!? Get off my dick. You want your kid to start, show up at fucking practice. It was literally my only rule, and was stated from the very start to all parents.

This guy was king shit in this small town, so he just thought he could throw his status around. I was a 17 year old stoner.. like a gave a flying fuck about his social status or affluence. lel
 
Camfantasy said:
i wouldn't even know how to coach soccer....i'd be like.....uhhhh...."go get the ball with yourn foot and kick it in that ghey little net over there"
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See?!? Yer a natural! I'll sign you up to coach 7 year olds.
 
Camfantasy said:
i wouldn't even know how to coach soccer....i'd be like.....uhhhh...."go get the ball with yourn foot and kick it in that ghey little net over there"
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Same, sis. If it ever comes across the tv when I'm flipping through channels, all I hear is that dull roar of the crowd, some air horns and see people just running up and down the field. Have no idea what any of the numbers on the screen mean, don't know if they're counting up or down, how much time is left or anything. Total shitshow.
 
beardown07 said:
Joke's on you, she gunna sign you up as a girl scout leader.
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moxie said:
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Same, sis. If it ever comes across the tv when I'm flipping through channels, all I hear is that dull roar of the crowd, some air horns and see people just running up and down the field. Have no idea what any of the numbers on the screen mean, don't know if they're counting up or down, how much time is left or anything. Total shitshow.
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the thing is yourn 30% would probably kick in and you'd end up looking like that spice girl's husband out there
 
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as a cubbie scout leader... I am actually looking forward to sleeping on this next month

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The Camp LEX one night stay is an ideal program for young scouts, homeschoolers, and adventure seekers of all ages. The overnight itinerary serves as a lesson plan and includes all five tour routes of the ship, stories of historical events from her past, a scavenger hunt, a film in the 3D MEGA Theater, LEX ghost stories, two trips through the chow line, bunking in original crew quarters, an unforgettable patriotic flag ceremony, and so much more!
 
huskers1217 said:
as a cubbie scout leader... I am actually looking forward to sleeping on this next month

The Ship | USS LEXINGTON

usslexington.com usslexington.com

One Night Program​


The Camp LEX one night stay is an ideal program for young scouts, homeschoolers, and adventure seekers of all ages. The overnight itinerary serves as a lesson plan and includes all five tour routes of the ship, stories of historical events from her past, a scavenger hunt, a film in the 3D MEGA Theater, LEX ghost stories, two trips through the chow line, bunking in original crew quarters, an unforgettable patriotic flag ceremony, and so much more!
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beardown07 said:
Ya, I'm not worried about any of that near as much as just being an ornery prick to a bunch of kids.

I have NO desire to do this at all. My wife fucking "volunteered" my dumb ass. I struggle with my OWN kids, let alone everyone else's tards.
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I used to 'have to' take my ex's 7 yr old son to soccer practice and endure at least an hour of that shit 3 nites a week.

Brutal ... I'da rather chewed a cup of glass than go to them dayum thingz.
 
craigk217 said:
I used to 'have to' take my ex's 7 yr old son to soccer practice and endure at least an hour of that shit 3 nites a week.

Brutal ... I'da rather chewed a cup of glass than go to them dayum thingz.
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I think it was big jay oakerson that said on one of his specials.... do you know how boring 7 year old girl's soccer is? The exact same boring as adult male professional soccer. lulz
 
Stop me if we've had this conversation before, but have any of you bought Sheex? Holy crap! I'm usually a 100% cotton type of gal, but my friend has these and they are pretty friggin' awesome!
 
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