tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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This is an almost daily occurrence on my block. We live near a hospital, and there are always either workers on break or people visiting the hospital who pace up and down our street while having the most intimate cell phone conversations imaginable
ooo0000 ... you woulda just luvved the one I heard going (on multiple occasions throughout) in the grocery store the other day.

It was gettin to the point where I even blushed for the dewd ... almost.
 
@Dole ver 2.0 , why does everyone goof on you for bangin' fatties and using coupons on dates? Are you really a chinese food delivery guy? I don't see nothing wrong with any of those things.
 
@Dole ver 2.0 , why does everyone goof on you for bangin' fatties and using coupons on dates? Are you really a chinese food delivery guy? I don't see nothing wrong with any of those things.

Motherfuckers are jealous. They're all with fat pigs and want to project that shit onto me.
Not having it.

Yes, I have one of those coupon books with 2 for one entrees. Haven't used it since start of he China Virus.

I'm a black guy posing as a chinese guy who's posing as a black guy.
 
Motherfuckers are jealous. They're all with fat pigs and want to project that shit onto me.
Not having it.

Yes, I have one of those coupon books with 2 for one entrees. Haven't used it since start of he China Virus.

I'm a black guy posing as a chinese guy who's posing as a black guy.

Impressive. Playing the long game with Ultra-troll. Nice.
 
Impressive. Playing the long game with Ultra-troll. Nice.

couple fish GIF by I Love Kellie Pickler
 
That's a lie and I can prove it.

If you believe I date fat women, you'd have to believe I would pay to feed their fat asses.

Well, if you have a 2 for 1 coupon at the local buffet...you're not really paying to feed them.
 
Well a happy monday morning to all, I seem to have survived my second vax. Had some weird side effects like a lot of bad joint pain, but it's all over now.

As soon as my tail is fully grown in, I'll start heading back to the office
 
Three more weeks until retirement. Won't see the office again except to get my stuff.
Mazel tov...did you say this was accelerated a bit by the Rona?
 
Well a happy monday morning to all, I seem to have survived my second vax. Had some weird side effects like a lot of bad joint pain, but it's all over now.

As soon as my tail is fully grown in, I'll start heading back to the office


Joint pain isn't really weird though. The body detects some shit ain't right and develops an inflammatory response to try to fight it.
 
Joint pain isn't really weird though. The body detects some shit ain't right and develops an inflammatory response to try to fight it.
Inturrstin...I don't know that i've ever really noticed this during other maladies. Not to the point where I could hardly walk, anyway
 
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