tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Once ‘liked’ one of @wolvy ’s posts
 
Secretly has sexual fantasies about The Donald.
 
Despite the user name, has no idea how an actual hammer works
 
Has lost all control of the members of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine
 
Took Sharon on a romantic happy hour trip to Applebee's and never called again
 
Wishes his dad was a good as Ricky Bobby's
 
Named his balls Rocky Bobby
 
His balls sit on top of his dick
 
Still waiting for that Nigerian prince to come good on the millions of dollars he promised him.
 
Sucked a frog's dick for Prince tickets.
 
Thought the point of Frogger was to kill the frog.
 
Generally considered a nice buy, but surprisingly, every woman he's ever had a relationship with has commented that, "he rubs me the wrong way".
 
Cannot be rubbed wrong.
 
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