tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Once completely removed the skeleton from an old girl friend, just so he could claim that she doesn't have a mean bone in her body.
 
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When he got out of the shower the other morning, the paint peeled off his walls because it couldn't stand watching him dry.
 
His shower literally barfs when he gets out.
 
This marauder will come to your house with the sole intent of leaving you with a "dry bowl".
 
There arent enough dic pics on the planet to suit him.
 
Dick pics have taken up the entirety of his phone's memory.
 
Doesn't know whether to shit or wind his watch. Says he'll just shit on his watch.
 
Thinks Family Guy is better written than South Park.
 
Said Kelly Kapowski is ugly.
 
Would love to bob for Screeches adams apple
 
Still watches "The Facts of Life" trying to figure out what they are.
 
His Pager is still worn on his belt.
 
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