tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Tries to find dates in Detroit by walking down Grand River in nothing but chaps while singing "Dirty White Boy".
 
Has a case of the Blue Ball Crabs and the Seven Year Itch.
 
When asked if there was a name associated with his order at Chick-fil-a he never hesitated when he said, "Shit Head".
 
Has an autographed jersey from OJ Simpson.
 
Still has the hairdo of Kato Kaelin.
 
Thinks baseball is so much better now than the old days.
 
Got himself a "Memory Foam" pillow so he wouldn't forget he's a numb skull.
 
Said he stopped watching that Queer Eye show because it was too macho for his taste.
 
Keeps his VCR just to work out to Sweatin to the Oldies
 
Is such a sad sack that he has to start his own tribute threads.
 
Wishes he could figure out how to start a thread
 
Handles a thread every time he pees.
 
The common thread in his live is shit
 
Can really thread the noodle
 
Is the Minnesota Fats of pocket pool.
 
Can't wait to find someone to talk about what happened at the Oscars he didn't watch.
 
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