tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[PeoplesChicken]

Can't wait to find someone to talk about what happened at the Oscars he didn't watch.

Thought the "red carpet" was a ginger with loose morals

 

[rsw626]

Likes to brag that he has to use two hands to pee, but leaves out that one is for the tweezers and one for the magnifying glass.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wishes he was as cool as @Skerpokes

 

[Skerpokes]

Has been looking desperately for a "I stand with Haiti" meme to use for his social media avatars

 

[rsw626]

Is suing the makers of Brokeback Mountain for stealing his life story.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Is suing the makers of Brokeback Mountain for stealing his life story.

was Heath Ledger's "stunt double" for the love scenes

 

[beardown07]

Has a pet Merkin.

 

[rsw626]

After years of pestering his wife for anal sex, she finally said ok, he was so excited that he immediately dropped his pants and spread his cheeks

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Has never met any assortment of cocks he cant handle

 

[rsw626]

Thinks Larry the Cable Guy is a genius, and hawt.

 

[HammerDown]

Used to bring cocaine to parties but at his age now brings oak-smoked cheese platters.

 

[rsw626]

Doesn't appreciate a good cheese platter.

 

[Inquisitor]

Got so constipated from eating all that cheese, the doctor had to use a chisel as a surgical tool on him.

 

[rsw626]

Only eats Fromunda cheese.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Loves a good moldy sourdough

 

[beardown07]

Looks like a loaf of 9-grain wheat bread.

 

[Inquisitor]

Looks like his muffin top has an alien in it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

His cankles have a separate pulse

 

[beardown07]

Has a reoccurring wet dream, where he's at the The Pulse Nightclub shooting.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Has a reoccurring wet dream, where he's at the The Pulse Nightclub shooting.

Was barred from Pulse for being "too dramatic"