tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Has knees, calves and feet.
 
Is easily discombobulated.
 
Likes to brag that the new home he just moved into is the best place he's ever lived in.

The IKEA employees disagree.
 
Some assembly is required.
 
When asked what one quality does he look for in friends, he replied "girth".
 
Wears a monocle and Harris tweed jacket to pick up his newspaper and cheap cigars from the corner store every morning.
 
Will not shut up about his heirloom tomatoes.
 
Will never go to the authentic family-owned Italian pizzeria in his neighborhood because they wouldn't put pineapple on his pizza.
 
Has done his best to contribute to the delinquency of minors in Nashville.
 
Is on a first name basis with Richard Simmons.
 
He's still working on trying to find his pride.
 
Refers to himself in the fourth person.
 
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