tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

His parent's use of razor wire around the perimeter to keep him out didn't work.
Likes to brag that he can trace his family's lineage all the way back to debtors' prison
 
Any time he hears someone yell “play ball”, he sticks his hands down his pants.
 
loves when he gets a severely impacted bowel
 
Thinks Black Hole Sun is a song about wearing a light-up butt plug.
 
Is a world class lollygagger.
 
Ruined another Easter Egg hunt this year.
 
His van hasn't left the river in over a decade.
 
Lives on a steady diet of government cheese.
 
Had far more pine tar incidents than George Brett could ever dream of.
 
Hoarded all the excess spider-tack for "personal use".
 
Has only ever gotten to 3rd base with himself.
 
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