tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[PeoplesChicken]

Has only ever gotten to 3rd base with himself.

Can only get on base being hit by balls

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Has never made a post that didnt unecessarily quote someone else

 

[Inquisitor]

Cause a house to collapse by slamming a door.

 

[rsw626]

Thinks the "area of totality" is the limit to which he can stretch his anus.

 

[Inquisitor]

Spent the whole morning watching Twilight Eclipse.

For no particular reason.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Spent the whole morning watching Twilight Eclipse.

For no particular reason.

Dressed as his favorite Twilight character, because it's Monday

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Can never pick a favorite from that series, and loves them all equally

 

[Inquisitor]

Is always switching teams in more ways than one.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is strictly dickly

 

[rsw626]

Is adamant that he uses Fop, and IS NOT a Dapper Dan Man.

 

[beardown07]

Has categorized 274 different types of lubrication, by taste, smell and viscosity.

 

[Inquisitor]

Didn't get to see the total eclipse but totaled his Mitsubishi Eclipse.

 

[jjc2009]

The glove actually fit him.

 

[broncosmitty]

Has an Etsy shop dedicated to Brian Laundry paraphernalia.

 

[rsw626]

When someone told him OJ was gone, he got irate and screamed "how am I supposed to make mimosa's now?"

 

[beardown07]

Thinks Bloody Marys are sexist.

 

[RobBase]

Thinks OJ did a great job in those police movies he was in where he made funny noises with his mouth.

 

[rsw626]

Has started referring to the new Detroit Gateway signs as "The 8th Wonder of the World".

 

[HammerDown]

Nothing gets him quite as emotional as drunken Bostonians slurring through “Sweet Caroline”

 

[Inquisitor]

Tried mining for Bitcoin by digging in his backyard.