tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[douggie]

His wife's eyes are so close together that it takes the attention away from how low her ears are down on her neck.

 

[beardown07]

The number one quality that he looks for in a woman, is fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[HammerDown]

Sinks a fat line of Flintstones Complete every morning to get back on his feet.

 

[rsw626]

Has fallen and he can't get up.

 

[Inquisitor]

His role model and hero is Jaime from Progressive.

 

[douggie]

The community got together and gave him 5 moving pods.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

The community got together and gave him 5 moving pods.

Likes to brag his pod by the retention pond is a lakeside retreat

 

[HammerDown]

When his kids beg him to stop the Nickelback stuff the response is always the same: can’t stop, won’t stop.

 

[broncosmitty]

Has an autographed Mark McGrath wife beater, tattoo.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Is constantly trying to get people to appreciate the musical mastery of Egyptian Lover

 

[beardown07]

Nothing kills his boner faster than Susanna Hoffs.

 

[rsw626]

Nothing raises his boner faster than David Hasselhoff.

 

[HammerDown]

Has been binging Jersey Shore since last month.

 

[huskers1217]

Has been secretly leaving tequila bottles on @moxie s porch so he can binge watch Maxie

 

[rsw626]

Walks like an Egyptian, mainly due to hemorrhoids and bad wiping.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Walks like an Egyptian, mainly due to hemorrhoids and bad wiping.

Constantly confuses a bidet with a drinking fountain...and doesn't care

 

[beardown07]

Shits in rest-stop sinks.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Uses the blue stuff in the bottom of port a potties to dye his hair before going to protests

 

[beardown07]

Has spent days researching gender reveal ideas on Pinterest.

 

[Kburjr]

Humble brags about dating big-mouthed women.