tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Does not like to go swimmin' with bow legged women.
 
Has never been seen in shorts.
 
Only wears shorts that show off his camel toe.
 
He had his teeth sand blasted recently but it didn’t do any good with his breath that smelled like raccoon shit.
 
douggie said:
He had his teeth sand blasted recently but it didn’t do any good with his breath that smelled like raccoon shit.
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Walked into his dentist and exclaimed "Gimme the Gary Busey!"
 
He went to Pet Smart where they told him they would groom him for free if he would let them treat him for Lice.
 
After a proctologist verified there was nothing was wrong with his prostate, he decided to go to another one for a 67th opinion.
 
Picked the wrong decade to stop sniffing glue.
 
Prefers his men to be just like his coffee, hot, black, and bitter.
 
While he's more of a mocha, fappachino guy.
 
Claims he invented the Fleshlite. Says the prototype was a children's water-wing.
 
He knows how to make a girl say yes.

By asking, "Am I bothering you?"
 
Always struggled with “don’t ask, don’t tell”.

But not as much as the folks he was wrestling.
 
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