tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

[Huskers4me]

Is known as the modern day Liberace as he is great on the piano but sucks on the organ.

 

[HammerDown]

Just saved a sea turtle by drinking his hard cider through a paper straw.

 

[rsw626]

Is still convinced that fidget spinners will make a comeback.

 

[occupant]

Secretly wishes Peter Dinklage was his own personal midget spinner.

 

[rsw626]

Is known as a real pedo's pedo.

 

[occupant]

Went to the NAMBLA convention as a child and was so fugly he didn’t get so much as a handshake.

 

[broncosmitty]

Shakes babies and kisses hands.

 

[HammerDown]

Apparently he’s not going to stop putting catsup on his pizza.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wont suck a dick without mustard

 

[douggie]

He caught a concert from KISS when they came thru Vegas. As soon as he saw Gene Simmons backstage he asked him, "Hey dude, you got any "Grey Poupon?"

 

[broncosmitty]

Crawls into the backseat to order at the drive thru window.

 

[douggie]

Always says he can hold more weenies in his mouth than Joey Chestnut.

 

[rsw626]

Get confused, then irate when he see black folks in a Cracker Barrell.

 

[Inquisitor]

Auditions to be in the next Jardiance commercial for anyone who will watch.

 

[rsw626]

Still spooges himself whenever he hears Wilford Brimley say "diabeetus".

 

[douggie]

Wants to have a sponge bath with Richard Simmons.

 

[broncosmitty]

Doesn’t put the lotion on the skin.

Cuz he wants the hose.

 

[beardown07]

Would give anything to smell Jodie Foster's cunt.

 

[occupant]

Prefers Denny's over Waffle House because scary.

 

[rsw626]

Thinks “Burning Love” by Elvis is a song about STDs.