tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Doesn't bother looking at the signs on the restroom he goes into anymore.
 
Spent his entire retirement fund one night at gay strip club in Laredo
 
he works there, at the Dallas Cowboys
But he got no in between
Like all them, other boys in dresses
They ain't every cowboys dream
 
Talks shop to impress.
 
Found Little Shop of Horrors hit a little too close to home
 
Is one of Queen Latifa’s “Nuts of the Round Table”.
 
Eats pizza with a knife and fork.
 
Thinks eating shit with a spoon is a sign of being uppity
 
Still doesn't know why he crossed the road.
 
Crosses the road several times a night because Rest Stop Romeos gotta eat too and those truck stop burritos ain’t cheap.
 
Is known as the Rest Stop Jiggalo in 3 states
 
You don't want to see what he does with his corn.
 
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