tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is one of the Children of the Corn
 
Feels the same way about Norman Bates' mother.
 
Remembers that first girl he brought home from the bar and how it felt when she got on top of him and her balls slapped his belly.
 
Was outside watching and creamed his pantaloons
 
Dresses up as Jared from Subway every Halloween, hence the restraining orders.

Tried losing weight on the Subway diet and gained 40 pounds eating footling cookies and churros.
 
Leads every post with his head.
 
Ate a lot of lead paint as a kid.
 
Drinks Magnesium Citrate with his 3 squares a day, wears those Joe Biden elderly panties.
 
The only reason anybody came to his birthday party is because he lied and told everyone Beyoncé would pop out of the cake.
 
Thinks Beyoncé looks like Ving Rhames in drag, and frankly couldn't be more turned on.
 
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