tOfficial "Say something negative about the last person who posted" thread

Is extremely proud of the stack of Special Olympics participation ribbons that he has accumulated.
 
Invented the participation ribbon
 
Has a collection of butt plugs that is the envy of the entire porn industry.
 
Permanently banned from Lamps Plus for banging the sockets in the each of the Andes Double Shade Industrial Table Lamps.
 
has too many inside contacts in the porn industry
 
Is known as an "inside connection" by the pron industry.
 
Would have pulled it off if not for those meddling kids.
 
Eats hot dogs from the middle-out
 
Swallows hotdogs whole.
 
gags on Vienna sausages
 
He wishes Vienna sausages had a little mushroom head.
 
While on vacation in Vienna, was arrested for giving head to sausages.
 
Should have made that left turn at Albuquerque.
 
faps to sausage being made
 
Wonders why he's the only person that considers kielbasa an excellent prostate massage tool.
 
Smells like ham.
 
Wishes he smelled like teen spirit
 
Definitely smells like roast beef, without ever having eaten any.
 
Prefers a vagina that looks like a pound of shaved roast beef, but smells like feta cheese.
 
Prefers Fromunda cheese.
 
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